Why was Jesus Crucified

Jesus was Crucified because he was found by the roman guard in a park with a n4k3d kid at 4am.

• see Mark 14-51 Translation from Source for translation including context analysis.

Background:

Crucifixion is a punishment reserved for the most heinous of crimes, like child trafficking.

There was precedent.

Julius Caesar had his captors crucified in 75 B.C. after he was kidnapped by Cilician pirates. While a captive, Caesar had threatened to crucify them if he were released, and after his ransom was paid, he returned with a fleet, captured the pirates, and followed through on his promise.

Lestes are not revolutionaries
Lestes are pirates, those who test the limits of boundaries, traffickers, plunderers of souls, that human booty.