Transcript: 20260526-GreekWorkshop 7 - Serpents and Aphrodite

All right, we'll get started on tonight's workshop. I am so excited. I have something that I cannot talk about right now, but I will I'll announce it tomorrow. It's fantastic. It's a opportunity of a lifetime and a gift. A gift. So,

I hope everybody is doing well. both to the Greeklings who are working hard on their creek and to Brazil that is working hard on its back alley Brazilianism. It's nice to be here with you tonight practicing my voice. Do you like it in the chat? Do we have thumbs up for the voice? Oh, do you like it tonight? So nice. There you go, Pate. Thank you. That's right. I'm bringing it a little bit of the little bit of the softness of the soothing romance tonight in the voice.

Is that a lizard? That's a lizard guy, isn't it? Oh my god. You

Sounds like Batman. People, I want to tell you something so much I can't. Oh, stop. Don't say anything. Where's my Where's the whip? No, I don't know if they have got to ask I've got to ask them first. Fantastic. People.

Oh, God. It's going to come out. I can't I can't help it. People, it's going to come out. I'm going to have to tell you. I'm going to try not to. Ah, I'm going to try not to. What I want to do tonight is uh right here, people. I started looking at this before workshop

And I want you to see some of the glory. You are about to see some music. You people, are we worthy of this? I don't think so. I really don't. Look what I put in there. Alpha Yoda. Alpha Yoda Ada.

Do we have any musicians here tonight? Let me go back chat. Hey people, musicians. Everybody else, shut the hell up for 20 seconds. Musicians, give me a thumbs up. You're a musician. Guitarist. Good. Thank you. Thank you. I'm looking for the strings, people. Percussion, though. Look, we have Really? Okay. All right. We've got percussion, too. Well, that changes things.

God, you've always Look, there's another drums. Okay, we've got quite a few. Good. You cannot have that chorus without that beating of the drums. Oh, another drummer here. My god, man. We have an army of drummers in the house. That's fantastic. Yeah. Hello, LH. Right on the battlefield. LH, I hope that you are participating. I hope that you are watching. Please make yourself uh known if you're watching in the reading course that starts after this. I want to know that you're there cuz you're at the level

That you should be able to follow along reading Homer LH, right? Look at Can I show everybody something beautiful? Those guitarists didn't come here in vain. People

Look in the yellow. Do you know what that is in the yellow? God. That is her name. People that I'm giving you the sacred here. That is the name of media. It is just vowels.

It is just vowels. Right? Now look next. Right next to that is a wheels. Right? And you hear me put the digama where that oopsilon is. Right? People they pretend that they can read Greek. All you Broians, you can't [\\h__\\h] read this stuff. You suck dick dogs. Right.

A wheels. What's the Who is this? Oh god. This is Demetrius. People look at the top here. See is Demetrius. He's a first century BC. 1st century ADish um grimaran. He's covering Jesus. You know what I mean? Like this is the grammar. This is the word that's coming out. Oh god, by the great grimarans that are walking around. In other words, when these words come to life starting at 69 with skipped down,

Um, you got to pay attention, right? You got to see this, right?

69 Talks about

Euphonia. What euphany? The hell is euphony? He's talking about the music of Greek. So all that stuff that I've been getting you from music, guess what? Just getting it to you from the Greek. You musicians here. You musicians. Look at the musa.

More musical. What is more musical?

These names. Now he makes a point here. He says you got to you got to realize that in their common usage in these nouns, right? Everything is striving toward euphan. Everything is striving towards euphan. What is euphan people? Euphan is music.

Oh god. Right. Let's go.

Let me make sure let me make sure we're not missing anything in the workshop here. Hey people,

You musicians, please help me on the goodness of voice. That's a pretty crappy definition from what I've seen. Excellence of tone, I think, you know, gets more more at the heart. And look, they're using an ancient um source for it. Euphan

Quintilian. Oh, quintilian. Try to keep up. Try to keep up. People notice that you can use it of an ortor, right? Why should you be able to you use this of an ortor? orders don't sing,

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Well, the Greek orders do because the language is musical. This is euphan. Do you want euphan? Oh, god. Where is Pete, my mad scientist? No, don't step forward, Pate. Just file this into your brain. Bring bring us euphan in a hot diagram of language. Oh god, what is he talking about? Let's go back to the text. Uh, where was I?

People there. Okay. So, you've got to pay attention as you're making those nouns, right? Some of them are some of our words are made completely just of nouns, right? those nouns I mean excuse me of no uh notes. Oh god of notes

Of vowels which are notes in the seven strings. God

This is beautiful. So he says look it's not it doesn't sound bad man. As a matter of fact, it is more musical. It is a higher degree of music cuz he's talking about in other words like and he how it is that you have a you know

Something that's trying to work itself out toward a eony. This is the physics of music. He goes on to talk about poetry in the next line right through the use of these words people do we deserve this stuff I don't know right who what is eia that's how they you know we pronounce this in English

Not what but who right is it a place in fact it is right here. Look, people were just going in the workshop. This is what we do for research offic

Look at people. They can't even They're so [\\h__\\h] psycho. Um there we can't have an alpha at the end of that because look, we got a vow following it, right? A

Nyway, um you're noticing Cersei's name Anyway, um you're noticing Cersei's name is I get all caught up in it like that is I get all caught up in it like that music, bro. I'm trying to catch up on the music because the music is the key and the key is to the gate of Hades, people. That's I'm not making that up. It's in the [\\h__\\h] text, right? Yes. Cersei, right? That's Maline is saying Cersei, right? I see Cersei there.

Right. Right. She's the deosa,

That dreaded god of the human voice. Ah, isn't that gorgeous? By the way, people and last lady Babylon, there were a couple of slides that I left off, but I brought you back to Medusa with the different voices and the bringing of her into the world through the mus. I'll go ahead and mention that on Friday. And I'm going to announce something that is has truly made my day and week and month. Oh god. Possibly year,

Right? I think it's made my year. Can't believe it, people. It's absolutely an offer. Oh god. A generous offer. I'm masters of the strings. Oh god, people. I'm overwhelmed

Now. We're on, you know, we're going to go to that island, right?

Okay. Um, so that's what I'm looking at. But if you keep going, um, you're going to notice something strange. You're going to notice something strange. Look at Appalonius Rodius, right? Who's basing his work

Who's basing his work. You can just keep guessing. Look at number nine, people. I made

The one right

Media. Uhhuh. You can drop the media and just call her as they do. Eia, right? And again, how am I pronouncing it? Look her amphipoloyer there. Oh god, who are they? They will kick your ass. Those amphiploid, they're they are um

Female gods, right? walking around in your midst. The Flaskians

People, how long have you been doing this? How long have you been doing this? We're talking about the first Christ and the Palasians. These gorgeous, gorgeous tribes. I love them. Love them. People, where's your horse? Get your horse in your buggy,

Your wagon. Right. Can anybody jump? What? Sorry, I did too much there in my excitement. What is this toss?

You people. What is that? Who are the tears? Who are they? If you did any [\\h__\\h] magic, you'd know who they were. You would be down on your knees to the Truscans

People. Who did the Trump by the way? You musicians who I just woke up. Are you still there? Are you still there? You musicians, say something again. Yeah, you're listening. Those Atruscans, guess who they worship? I'd You don't know, do you? You [\\h__\\h] Especially you [\\h__\\h] with guitars. Who do they [\\h__\\h] worship? Tears H. Where's all the music coming? The Terraneians. Very good. Very good.

Right. Oh god. No. You got a pharmacantis there. You got a drug wielding mantic god. Oh, a son of the god we all worship. Who's who? Who is it? People, I've got my [\\h__\\h] guitar here. Do you need to ask? It's Apulu. It's Apollo

People. You mean? Yeah. And that's true, right? And fora, right? Oh god.

People would knew what he was doing. You know what I mean? The glorious dawn. Oh, the glorious dawn. Hail Lucifer says Benner.

Oh god, do we Oh [\\h__\\h] What is that thing that appeared before it? Don't do that. Dirty rotten evil. Is this who you want? Look who goes back. The Dawnbringer goes all the way back.

All the way back to our very earliest 8th century. break. Oh [\\h__\\h] People announcement. This is from Holy crap. Do we have a good in the workshop? I've got Oh, there's the devil. We'll leave. Hang on. We'll come back. Where is she?

People, I have an article today. Fantastic. That's not There it is. No. Is this the one? No, this is not the one. This is a good one, too. People, look at this. Roman York infants buried in rare purple, right? They do an analysis and they find the purple. They always want to call it Tyrion. You [\\h__\\h] people. The Mians were processing it well before your actual actual [\\h__\\h] Tyrion were doing it. Oh,

People tired. They think they're so [\\h__\\h] It's that Phoenician [\\h__\\h] Do you want to see the Phoenicians put in their place? We have an article from Anastasia. I did it. Here we go. [\\h__\\h] you people. Right. Right. Oh god. Tell them your

Instructor told you that. [\\h__\\h] you people. Quote me. Greeks. The inventors of the first true alphabet. You know what they're questioning? They're questioning how far back it goes. And they're saying, "No, no, no. Just like some of the Greeks themselves said that Phoenician stuff, they had no vowels. They had no, they didn't use that to create their alphabet. They've created unique forms of music. What do you not have in Phoenician people? You got no [\\h__\\h] vowels.

Why? Cuz you got no music, [\\h__\\h] You got no music. Hey, all you Brozelians, run back to your masters. Run back to them. Go back to that guy in Israel. What's his name? Toi. Tova. Go back to him. Show him this. Right. No, it's from Greek. Hebrew is Greek. Ancient Hebrew is Greek. People, right? Watch this. They're going to talk about I want you to see in good

I want you to start from the end. Good satanic fashion. The invention of the Greek alphabet had profound implications. By democratizing reading and writing, it made literacy more accessible beyond elite scribes and priests. Helping to spread knowledge and culture throughout Greekeaking society and beyond. With this practical system, the Greeks were able to put their epic poetry and philosophical ideas into writing. Homer's Iliad and Odyssey as well as the works of Socrates, Plato, Aristotle are among such works and laid the intellectual groundwork for Western civilization. Thank you. Right.

Furthermore, the Greek alphabet served as the progenitor of many modern alphabets. Goes into the Slavic. Hey you Slavic speaking sonso [\\h__\\h] that we love, right? [\\h__\\h] you. Here's your Greek mama calling to you. Oh, did somebody mention Bulgaria? I so want to go there people. I want to bring mother Greek. Um

Here he talks about um while earlier writing systems existed. Listen people, while earlier writing systems existed, none combined simplicity, phonetic accuracy, and accessibility like the Greek alphabet did because that's what the music does. It's [\\h__\\h] universal. Its creation marked a significant shift from complex symbolic writing with no [\\h__\\h] vowels

To a more straightforward soundbased system. The this innovation reflects the Greeks broader cultural emphasis on clarity, logic, and communication values that permeated their art people. I think that's the most important of these three is that's where they're getting science and governance. You don't get [\\h__\\h] democracy without music. You drummers out there, take that [\\h__\\h] beat to the goddamn world.

You don't get democracy without music. Even if the Greece didn't invent writing itself, they revolutionized it by inventing the first true alphabet, one that represented the range of sounds of their spoken language, which is music.

God, this breakthrough not only simplified writing but also laid the foundation for modern alphabets. Now do you understand why Hebrew is alpha is olive betiml daled alpha beta gaml god look people one is constructed from the other

Right alpha beta gamma delta is there a thousand years before any pretend Hebrew comes along thanks to the Greek alphabet the ideas and stories of the ancient world be preserved shared and built on shaping the course of human history. Okay. Now, where's the guy that challenges? There's a guy that challenges and said, "Oh, here. Recent research from Leiden

University suggests that the Greek alphabet may be older than previously thought." Thank you. Finally, a scholar or a group of scholars with some righteous honor. Traditionally, scholars influenced by [\\h__\\h] biblical scholars have dated its origin to the 8th century. However, new carbon dating of inscriptions blows that out of the [\\h__\\h] water, indicating on pottery is the earliest examples of Greek writing could date back to the 9th or 10th, taking it 200 years earlier.

This challenges the longheld belief, "Oh, he's the first person to ever say such a thing. Oh, he's probably a pedo." This challenges the longheld belief of a sudden alphabetic bang,

Suggests a more gradual development. Right?

Then he goes into Diodoraiculus, right? Cuz Diodoris, Diodor Siculus said, "Your Phoenician propaganda, remember the Arista [\\h__\\h] and all that kind of stuff, your Phoenician propaganda is bullshit." In his Biblotica, he noted that while some believe the Phoenetians invented the alphabet, others argued that merely adapted exist, they merely adapted existing scripts,

People, they're doing the very same thing I told you they're doing. They're [\\h__\\h] fabricating back to the [\\h__\\h] Phoenicians. Iodor suggests that the Phoenetians quote did no more than change the form of the letters, implying that the Greeks may have inherited or developed their writing system independently,

Not through the Phoenician influence. Do you see what's being sold to you? This is what Neil and his gang are selling to you. They also want you to do tours of Israel. Do you think that there is a [\\h__\\h] some kind of connection there?

Amazing [\\h__\\h] insurrectioning [\\h__\\h]

Let's restore the timeline. Thanks, Leiden University. Thank you very Oh god, Dunca. Fantastic. the birth of the Greek alphabet, right, through the incorporations and they bring up the Phoenician um theory, right? That [\\h__\\h] the whole timeline. Look at it, people. [\\h__\\h] you. I'm sorry. I shouldn't say the f-word so much, right? But people are saying, "Oh, you know, if you were a little bit more scholarly, [\\h__\\h] you. [\\h__\\h] you. I was scholarly." And you know what? My lord, Mother Greek was dethroned.

[\\H__\\h] you. And [\\h__\\h] Princeton for having not having graduate students who are capable of being able to read classical Greek. Neil should go to Princeton. That's where he belongs. Because they got rid of their Greek program. They were like, "Fuck this. This is too hard. This is Nester's cup, right? That's Everybody knows that in

Carlos, by the way. Carlos, how you doing? I need to see you in New York, Carlos. Do you understand me? I need to see you.

I personally love this wearing. Somebody likes it. Right, Carlos? Right. Who? Carlos, you know who I want you to bring with you. Right. Besides the pizza, Carlos, right? I want you to bring somebody with you.

Fant. Look, people are reading the cup. Hey, what are you doing? This is my workshop. What are you doing? Reading this. Oh god. Glorious. Glorious inscriptioning. People stop. What are you doing, Chewy? Oh, did we get off the Right.

I didn't want to say so. I didn't want to say significant other Carlos cuz I didn't know if you guys were married. Who knows? Maybe you got hitched in the meantime. You know what I mean? And parttook in the in the unsacred marriage. Right people. I am not a fan of the sanctity of marriage. Right. My spouse tried to kill us all. So I I don't I don't think there's anything sanctified. Anyh who, um Tara, I'm glad that you'll be coming too, right? Because it's important, right?

Somebody's got to prop prop up their lover. You know what I mean? Amazonian women. Every one of them. Oh god, don't say that. I you're going to make me sit here and I can't thank my stars people for all the for all the gorgeous things that were that are happening. Right. It's beautiful. Mother Greek is coming out. People take a look at this one too if you get a shot if you get a chance. Right. This is in York up with you Brits. Hey, shout out to the folks in bog trotting. The Anglo-Saxon bog

Trotting mfers who created a kingdom of pedos. Oh god. You know, you still the Romans were able to civilize you up until a point, right? You got to give them that, right? In York, you're digging up their purple garments, right, Tyrion? [\\h__\\h] you people. I hate this. Why do they always do that? Oh god. You know there are mianan

Processing purple plants. This is something not only did the phoenetians steal the [\\h__\\h] language and reconstruct it into shite that wasn't as good but they're did the same thing to the purple trade people. This is the purple trade they're talking about. Look, you think it's Tyrion? It's not [\\h__\\h] Tyrion, right?

Oh god. Love it. Oh, people, please let me remind you. Cadmas spoke Greek. God, he's all like the Phoenician people love the Oh, it's Cadmus. Yeah. Who speaks Greek? Stupid. Right. Another one for the butterfly researchers. Is butter.

What does he say, Chewy? Butterfly is a is a butterfly. Is it what? It's the I'm sorry. The philosophy of it is so confusing to me. Is a butterfly >> a flying stick of butter? It's a butterfly a fly flying stick of butter. I know there's something deep in that. I know there is. Researchers studied.

Oh god, they're getting into the archaeology. People, you have to when you're doing the die ride.

What is that? A meme? That should be a meme. People, right? Who thinks it? People vote. Put it on that little sticker. Write on the comments, people. Look on the comments. Put the laughing. Put the something chewy. Put Riot. Is it on fire, people? Look, look. Laughing with the tears. Just keep going with the laughing with the tears. If this should become a meme, people shoot it into memedom. Shoot it into memedom. What does it mean people? We don't know but we don't know what they worship but they have an image of their god

Who is strangely top a stick of butter who's flying stick of butter. Is he related to spaghetti spaghetti monster? Hey, we're back in Roman society in the workshop and I'm going to calm down. I want to bring this down to a veryerary

Don't scream ball. Don't play stuff. Stop. This is when your child dies because as they very well point out in this article which um I wrote about in the chemical muse and uh Nietze also considered these things that you know you've you've got about a 30% um infant mortality rate

Which is really high people that's really high even in America where we have no medical care that's really high so 30% you know um that's what you're don't you think that they have you know funerals for children? Yeah, of course they do. Has nothing to do with [\\h__\\h] or theology or anything? This is the real world, man. This is not your This is where real Christing takes place, where you can get real drugs that they're using, where there is um the real history. It's all here. And that's

What the texts bring out and people are finding it. And we need more of these miracles, right? These are miracles. That's what they are. They're historical miracles. And you can, you know, because you can feel the profound effect that this stuff has. You can feel it. I worked with David Saurin. I didn't work with him. I was his student

Um as an undergrad at the University of Arizona. David Saurin taught a giant course on archaeology and all classical philologists, all classic students have to have so much archaeology, at least in the good programs where I was, right? Not at Princeton, right? They take that [\\h__\\h] out, right? What do you have to do in those programs anymore? You don't have to do Greek, man. They're going to make them stop Latin, too, because they

They may be able to. Some of them may be able Some of you folks at Princeton may be able to do Latin. I don't know. You got some huts hut builders at Princeton people. The hutbuilders took over Princeton. Now they can't speak Greek, right? Isn't that the way it's it's seminary people? It's the seed. Did we look up the seed? Anyway, I was with David Saurin

Um in a several courses and he uh was excavating at the time um Phoenician sites, Punic sites in North Africa and the burials there and whatnot and a child cemetery that they found and whatnot. It was fascinating. Good, very good research. And he had a dog. The only reason I'm telling a story is David Saurin had a dog that went with him everywhere. Even when he had an accident, he had a car accident. This poor dog was, you know, it was okay, but you know, they were in this accident

Together. Um, and he was allowed to bring his dog to class and do his big courses with several hundred people in them. Um, and because the dog was his prescription, dog made him calm and was like medicine to him.

So, um, next time I get a license for my snakes, people will know that they're comfort and, um, that they are, if you didn't know that about snakes, you're an idiot, right? You're not an idiot. You just haven't had the experience. Right? Like I was before I had snakes. You don't understand snakes until you live with snakes and feed snakes and pinch the little chubby cheeks of snakes that are so pinchable. You know what I mean? They do that in antiquity, too. I'm saying that because in the Greek they talk about pinching

The cheeks of the snakes. Love it. Why people? Cuz they're cute, dog. Snakes are [\\h__\\h] cute. And they all have, if you didn't know it, they all have their own personalities, right? If you're sitting in this world of theology and monism and you think you don't realize that snakes are individuals and some of them like to be rubbed this way and some of them like that, some of them they are more protectful of the other ones. Right. Right. They they're looked up at as the big sister. Oh god, it's gorgeous people

And they're tender and they love certain things. Right. Oh god. Don't get them hooked on TV, people. I'm serious. I'm serious. Our snakes are now hooked on hooked on YouTube. God, it's amazing. Anyway, let us go

Back. That's not We need to go back to the workshop. I want to see what people are saying. Saying, "Get off of your personal kick. Yes, I saved my baby, bro, from a rattlesnake." Right. I um when I was I was raised in um in Arizona and never got bitten by a rattlesnake. Never had to be rescued like a lot of people do. The stupid golfers come out there from the east coast. They come out there, they got a [\\h__\\h] ton of money, yachts and [\\h__\\h] like that, and they go

To the really nice golf courses. And every once in a while, one of their stupid asses gets off the golf course and you hear a rattlesnake go off and then you see a golfer running, stepping on cactus and stuff like that, right? It's what they deserve. Go rattlesnakes, right? Um yeah, the the venom in those rattlesnakes is the key to science, baby. It's a key to medicine. Show no fear. Yeah, you got to um team rattle snake. They are fierce. Yeah, they are. They have every Oh,

Snakes have different personalities, people, right? Snakes that strangle or act a certain way, you know, have certain mannerisms, right? Snakes that invenimate, they have certain mannerisms, too. You know what I mean, right? You just got to be quick. Bush Masters. Oh, we have a lot of people from from uh Australia

And Australia is full people. I was I had the privilege of working with a guy from New York who's got a university position in Australia um on toxinology, not toxicology, but toxinology. and he does all the snake venoms and you know treatment for Alzheimer's does there looks like there's possibility it could treat Alzheimer's could help in some of the progressive brain diseases that we get wouldn't it be hilarious if we were supposed to be putting these substances into our body all this time from these gorgeous snakes you would

Think [\\h__\\h] humans would figure out you know their earliest medical stuff is all snake driven You know, they walk around. Doctors walk around today with little insignia, little charts on their walls that have a snake wrapped around a pole. Ah, they don't they don't even [\\h__\\h] get it, right? [\\h__\\h] those. You're right, Mystic Mayhem. They were rich golfers, right? I used to walk in the desert next to the course and commune with the coyotes

And the rattlesnakes and the oh god the one that people beep beep

If you have never struck up a casual relationship with a road runner um you haven't learned people Road runners are mystic teachers out there. They are. And they can vocalize in a way that you don't. It's like a I don't know. It's like it reminds me of that thing the ravens do that is like a sonic wave. It's like a beatum bum bum bum but it's really fast and deep. They're drummers, I guess. Is that what they are? You goddamn drummers. Look, you're right in the middle of it. Pacus loves you.

Love it. Yes, it does feel unreal, doesn't it? I George said, "I saw a road runner once. It felt a bit unreal." Exactly. Exactly. Right. Oh, God. Now, here's the thing. Spend enough time with them in the desert walking around. Right. and in south uh in the southwest at least in Arizona, spend enough time around the cacti and the soros and you'll find that um the road runner will speak if you give them a chance.

And it's scary people. It's very scary. It anyway, love them. Love them. Love those road runners. Don't we may have slaughtered the sheep for science which I won't pay. But um with the others we reached out and made a connection. We go to the devil really quick. I want to do a little research here. Look people let's take a bird's eye view. I need to anyway. That's what I'm doing. Homer eighth. He see it at 8th 7th.

Plato fifth fourth there when we jump a gap there or something what happens in sixth century people forget huh look people that early born oh god cana

People don't you love it you're seeing them all here's seleni and helios people. Plato's Tus. Plato, you're such a bore. Hermes, Helios, Eospheros. Is anybody getting it? By the way, these capitalizations are random. They should be capitalized. They should be capitalized. Okay. Helios, Hermes, and Eosphorus.

Those are all entities of understanding.

You're part of nature. Tesperous people. Nice. What happens in the transformation? Has anybody studied it? No, they haven't because they don't care. Right. And they missed the physics. They missed the physics. Plato was trying to pay attention. Right.

Udokus from the fourth. Okay. Now we're getting into the we're getting into the supremacy of the Smarties, right? This is getting into the library. We're going to find the astronomical arts are going to flourish.

It's two spheres completion table. What did somebody put almond in here? What? Ow. I forgot we're dealing with constellations. I got scared there because I saw Almond and the ram with the testicles. That's okay. That's okay. Those are twins. Those are twins. We got the lion people. Love it. Who else? Barthanos. Look, we've got all the cruise people. All the all the people we expect.