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Welcome back to Lady bot Babylon this is am and you and what we're going to have between tonight and tomorrow is tonight we're going to have the story and tomorrow night we're gonna have the grammar and what I'm going to do is continue you forward into language Wednesday but tonight I want you to land and Define a context I don't want you to have have to be worrying about your declensions I want you to think about where we are going and I want to tell you this is going to be different

Tonight than I have done so far this is going to be different and I'll tell you why I was sitting here earlier in the week and I was quite

Upset I was quite upset where's that comment that made me feel better where's that comment give me the comment that made me feel better I I think it's official people this is legit yes it is indeed hottest Sky ever that makes me feel better you know why because through my experience you can take it down to it's a little bit through my experience I can tell you I will research something this is between you and me satanic congregation I will research something I will ask the music news show me and she'll show me and I'll take that and

Show that to people and the people will take that then and the people will prostitute it the people will sell it whether it's for mugs or hats or reputation they will sell it because there is money to be

Made I will not prostitute The Muse I will not prostitute the M I was so mad happens again and again and again over and over and over and there's only one problem you know what happens in Translation second law of Thermodynamics right you're going to lose that energy it's not going to be put into work it's entropy every time you translate it and when it leaves her lips you cannot touch

It once you touch it you degrade it you destroy it you are a destroyer shame on you here's what we must do so I'm sitting here and this is why this is different this week and this is kind of a special session and I feel like I wanted to reach out to the congregation and and you know connect and the the reason for this all is because I sat there saying why why must they always prostitute The Muse why must they do that do you said give me something give me

Something to show them their pirate savior give it to me and from the Shelf came this book that we'll be reading from tonight and what is this thing that we'll be reading from tonight it is part of the dirty dirty it is part of the Bible that was removed it was censored it was taken out

At the establishment of a cannon why do you think let me just ask you this people thank you yeah thank you I love that you love the Muse um I know that's why you that's why we're all here isn't that gorgeous I love it um the Canon why do you need to establish a Canon do you think that a classical philologist who's an investigator who does Greek and Latin do you think that they're going to go back and say well you know I can talk about Cicero but I

Cannot talk about catellus because catellus is a dirty hooa and he says dirty dirty things like iro at Pavo was right and you're like what oh my God that's the dirtiest stuff I've ever heard we have to put him outside the Canon we're not going to regard him we're only going to regard these core canonical books well before the Christians were organized enough to get together and to have meetings where they decided what would be canonical the Bible was much more rich people say that's when the Bible was invented bll hooa

No did you know there are all of these books that are circulating the same time as the gospels they are not treated differently there's a lot about Jesus you don't know from what the boys took out many many years ago yes they took it out so reaching up to my shelf to take a book asking the Muse show me it's not me it's her she found the most perfect perf text it is a text that shows you Jesus was a pirate I've been telling you Jesus

Was a pirate a child trafficker that's what I mean when I say pirate right a child sex trafficker Jesus Christ was a child sacri sex trafficker who used drugs in the process of creating trafficable

Children and I told you I told you that and everybody looks at me and they're oh oh and it's only because she showed me right well guess what we've got tonight guess what she showed me again we have a text we have a text and in it I'm gonna show you right now I'm going to show you Jesus Christ Selling his

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Apostles are you ready Jesus Christ you've been naughty Jesus Christ you've been naughty here you are and I'm gonna show them tonight Jesus here put down put down those little that little loin cloth put that down Jesus you didn't have that you weren't wearing that thing when you wash those kids feet were you no huh you have you have warrants out all over the dimensional Rift baby and we're going to bring you in tonight let me show him Jesus

Sorry got a little bit out of hand control yourself let's see what Jesus is actually up to um show them show them what are we looking at people tonight we're looking at Apocrypha right we're looking at apocal and there's a couple of great volumes that just came out the scholars now

Unfortunately look I'm going to have to trans not translate I'm going to have to read to you tonight their translation because I cannot find this text online now I found some papers on it and I found where they T spoke about Greek and about what specific terms were but for the life of me I cannot find I don't think it's been I saw the manuscripts that it was taken from but I haven't seen an edited text on this thing so what I'm going to be doing is I'm going to be

Relying right you know how that is how many times have I ever made you do this rely upon another translator skill I don't do this because if we get caught by some theologians we're going to end up in the back alley with BS so what I want to do is I want to read to you this translation this is this is what's

That huh oh show here there chewy it's it's real it's real right okay here we go um this is what I'm going to do right why do we do that a little bit disorganized people because I'm not used to this but here this is the axe of Thomas and His Wonder working skin this is the AXS of Thomas and this is a great book by Burke New Testament Apocrypha more non-canonical scriptures

They just bring them out and let me tell you this work by the way the acts the acts of Thomas and his wonderwork skin this work that was ripped out of the collection and said Woo we can't we can't read this one um this work is um my God my God does it just it just cuts through and it perfectly meshes it mesches everything with the gospel of Mark oh God just like a fluent like River it's gorgeous and so let's go ahead what's happening in the beginning

Of this gospel let me just set it up we're gonna have a lot of images to play through with you I want you to focus on those images because chewy has worked very hard to hide within them the keys that will be working in your brain okay Chewy are you ready I think they're ready Ludo is on board right if you don't know what I'm talking about there's a problem give me the first one give me the first one um this is where we're

Starting Jesus just came back from the dead right and he's with his Apostles and he says hey I got to send you out now I'm going to divide up the world into 12 zones 12 12 zones I'm gonna give each one of you a Zone and he does and Thomas gets India and he's like oh God I'm not going to India right and he tells them people there it's rough man it's rough so Jesus decides I'm gonna send him with a couple others and once they go right once they

Go and get him to his place they can go on to their own places are you ready are you ready to see um real Jesus this is real Jesus now of everything you and I I'm so delighted to do this of everything that you and I have talked about about who Jesus actually was represented by the texts right who that actually was let's want watch him sell children shall we shall we watch him then they got up and all journeyed together into the land of India and they

Went in to teach the word of God and they sat in the middle of the city since they did not find a place to Lodge there then Thomas said to Peter this is the first city in which we came to preach the word of God will we never be able to Ransom their Souls do you understand what's going on do you you know why I say souls are delicious right now you understand it's part of the cult people you can either Ransom them or you can bind

Them this is all the same magic that's being used it's gorgeous remember the lace days the lace D are all into this right this is part of the cult part of the society so what happens um for thus we were uh taught by our savior right he says he says this is how he taught us he says the one who Ransom Souls from the idols this one is great in My Kingdom right and so as he was saying these things look a certain Man Came toward

Them an agent of condores the king of India as he was passing by through the street now he said to the apostles where are you from they said to him from the world why do you ask

Us that's naughty boys those Naughty Boys the agent said to them okay I know don't make it nasty if it doesn't need to be right the agent said to them children I seek to buy a slave and I want to learn about you whether you're slaves or free Peter said to him We're slaves of a Master called Jesus sir therefore for a little while until our Lord comes and which um just wait and whichever one of us you want our Lord will reach an agreement with you all

Right just wait we're slaves of Jesus and Jesus will let you know which one of us you can have okay I'm I'm not you know you know people think oh he's making it up he's making it up no I said a la is a trafficker they're traffickers of human Souls just like it says in the Book of Genesis when they talk about abam the pirate trafficker who almost killed his son from the voices he was hearing this is the mystery people I'm going to show you the drug are there

Drugs in this of course there are but let's start with the sale of the children and here it is Jesus tells Thomas right he said oh here here's the section this is how they have this right this section uh is the title of this section is Jesus sells Thomas right now

I know a lot of you out there before we do this I know a lot of you out there know that Jesus Christ never actually wrote anything down that we know of wait until now until now we do know something he wrote right of course there was the time when he Stoops down on the ground he writes he writes on the ground something nobody understands and they're like oh right but remember these students of his they're actually learning something Jesus is fully literate right fully literate why he

Went down to Egypt and got his education because things in Judea were a dump you can't even get an ouse in this place you think they have libraries it's a dump the Splendor the Splendor are you kidding ha

Nice joke so he had to be taken to Alexandri or in Egypt somewhere to be educated to be educated Ryan had to learn his Greek well Jesus wrote something and tonight I'm going to show you for the first time the quote that Jesus wrote this is what he wrote we know he wrote one thing what do you think it's going to be kids do you think it's going to be something about helping the poor maybe giving out some candy to some children maybe some touching going

On and blessing of the touching maybe it'll be something like that who knows let's see I don't want to spoil it for you I don't want to spoil it for you so as he was saying these things look Jesus appeared to them and said greetings Peter my Bishop greetings

Thomas the second Christ greetings Matthew heir of my kingdom and honored one do not fear for I am not far from you and although he had spoken to them he did not allow the agent to understand what he said right

Jesus has a way of communicating with his people From Galilee which they're going to make a big point of a is a way of communicating with them that other people don't understand and why would they need this kind of language is it for the sake of mystery initiation no it's for the sake of promoting the sale of children it's for the sake of selling the Muse that's what it's for you want to see you want to see Gangsta G you thought I was making up Gangster G

Everybody's like oh that's not funny right gangster G what a stupid oh guess what guess what he's back gangster G is back right what does he say he says when Jesus had gone some distance from them he sat under the stoah upon a stone and Peter said to the agent look our Master go speak to him whichever one of us you want he will reach an agreement with you so walking over the agent said to Jesus sell to us honored man one of your slaves and Jesus said to him you sick bastard no I'm just kidding

He didn't say it he said uh whichever of these two younger ones you want I will reach an agreement with you but I'm not selling the older one to you because he was born in my house and I can't sell him

Wait a minute he said stop let the children go and be free and Praise Jesus no he didn't say that he didn't say that he said pick out one of the two younger ones baby because that older one he belongs to the household I can't get rid of him he's already spoken for right spoken for it's kind of a okay let's see are we going to make this legitimate then the agent after examining Thomas and Matthew said to Jesus how much are you asking for Thomas okay wait a minute wait a minute is this how you buy a is this how

You buy a soul a minor is this how you buy a minor in Antiquity you inspect the merchandise is that all you're going to do how about a hey my name so and so who the hell are you right no no no no just by looking at him what kind of look do you think Thomas has in his face at the time what kind of look what kind of look gets a boy bought from Jesus Christ are you ready gets

Better Jesus said to him his price is three pounds of silver oh Gangsta G went High gangster G went over the top with the price three pounds of silver oh my God man what is this kid worth three pounds of silver come

On come on three pounds of silver all right now I don't know maybe that's a good price maybe that's a good kid price I don't know holy Jesus you know what I mean maybe it's a it's a good price Jesus said to him he you know give me let's get the three pounds of silver persuaded the agent said to Jesus right he must have been something because three lbs of silver wasn't even considered a you know he didn't play with it he didn't barter okay he said

Yeah sure let us go to the lawyer oh yeah let's go to the lawyer so that we might might uh he might give me his counsel he says let's go draw up get everything up now what um what things

Would you have drawn up Agreements are very common there's a whole collection of these in the oxid rank is papy right there's a whole collection of these they're just all kind of Civic agreements contracts all that kind of stuff that's what he's talking about drawing up drawing up a contract you know and what does Jesus think about that Jesus said to him wait a minute right we have no need of a lawyer we don't need no lawyers man we don't need no stinking lawyers I'll write you a bill of sale I'll put it in my own hand and I'll

Write you a bill of sale right what is this the holy someday we need to find a holy fragment of the bill of sale of Thomas the bill of sale of Thomas I can't wait to find out what he's doing I can't wait to find out what he's doing this is gonna be awesome right it's G to be awesome yeah hug and say goodbye and they're always hugging and kissing chewy aren't they H they're kissing a lot I'm not going to read it all right because we don't have time but they're always kissing man they're

Always kiss a lot lot of kissing I'm not just talking friendly you know walking down Italian Street kind of kissing I'm not talking about that I'm like okay you know what to do Daddy's trained you little sheepkin

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Chewy okay don't okay here it is so Jesus said to him we have no need of a lawyer I'll write a bill of sale out of my own hand and what happens next was turn a page and find out the agent was pleased at this Jesus Took paper and wrote for him the sales contract in his own hand including as follows remember people this is the only recorded thing that Jesus ever wrote a bill of sale for Thomas that little doubting oh I almost called him

Something bad that little doubting Thomas just wait Man Poor Thomas I kind of feel bad for him I don't really want to spank him because I feel bad for I have sold to albanis the agent of coniferus the king of India this household slave by the name of Thomas free and clear and that is the only thing that he ever wrote a bill of sale for Thomas H interesting and hearing completed sorry and having completed the sales contract Jesus gave to the agent and was paid by him the three pounds of silver three

Pounds of silver now Jesus gives it back right Jesus gives it back to Thomas that amount the three pounds of silver right and he tells him to invest it in the community that he will be working with in India invest it in them right okay good

Good good now Thomas goes off with his new master and he's very clear about the skills his master interviews him and he says okay what kind of skills are we talking about why because he's an a disci Le right he's a disciple of a dude Jesus who knows at least how to write out a bill of sales and Thomas tells him I can do architecture I can do all sort he goes through a list of skills he says look my medicine is so good and I do it for free

Baby and I can heal anything anything so they strike up a deal here's what we're going to do we're going to get the king to have you build for him some palaces and all sorts of accents things that we can use things like plows you know what I mean like basic stuff right city building stuff we want walls that are straight that kind of thing you know what I mean and we're gonna have you do it and I'm gonna give you a gazillion dollars to do

It all right I'm going to give you a whole bunch of cash to do it yeah yeah now and then he got called off to war right not Thomas but the dude that was in charge but before he left he told his wife don't let that dude that we just bought don't let him in the house make sure he's working and doing his own thing don't let him around you now why is that why is that Thomas look at him what's what's looks so bad about Thomas he just got sold by a dude right he just got sold by one dude

Now he's in the household of another and he's he's supposed to build some buildings but he doesn't he doesn't he does other things with the money and you can imagine what's gonna happen when that guy gets back it gets worse he gets involved with his wife oh God and she won't have sex with him when he returns after 3 years of war look at the way she's

Dressed then Christ Apostle Thomas

Departed to arenoi the wife of the governor and after reading the gospel of Christ and the teachings spoken by the prophets he said to her look what she did she let him out right she let this oh dude why did you do that why did you do that you know what they did in Galilee that's what the dude says in here there's a priest in here and he's like you uh you guys took Galilee and turned it into a prostitution pit you're GNA come here and you're going to do the same thing

You disgustos do you know what the 12 apostles were they were PR prostitutes they were prostitutes pushing drugs and cult in the name of a Christ and here's the second one here's the second one Thomas is apprenticed and he knows they got lucky he went through it on the cross he died and we brought him back we resurrected him using the very same drugs they used the mystery writes we got lucky now he wants us to go go take our craft that was so successful in the Galilee and he wants us to take it to all Corners he wants this Empire Gangsta

G wants everything he wants all the territory he wants all the territory you want you're not afraid of gangster G I'm gonna show you what gangster G does I'm going to show you this is going to this is going to surprise and shock you and he says oh our sin I see that you were blinded by the devil and you sacrificed the senseless Idols made with gold and silver and she's like yeah and he's like huboo maju and all of a sudden there's an earthquake and the idols fall off they

Fall off their shelves they fall off their tables break they break up and what happens what does it text tell us tells us the demons that are in those Idols came out you can see them coming out where the demons coming out of those Idols wait a minute now you're sitting there tonight people you're normal just like the rest of us you're saying what what is going on anthropologically what is going on well let me let you in on a secret the monest taught the polytheists in instilled the power of demons into their artwork so that within

The artwork was the Living spirit of a Dion and that Dion represented the power of that particular sculpture right of that particular piece of art so when these things are breaking of course it only makes sense that from them would be released their diones now here's the problem we have Christian accusations early on second century and following right Christian accusations that there are demons being

Employed within Jewish circles and that those demons the ones that you see in the magical text all the time that's where they telling every burn your magic text and don't be judaizing right you thought judaizing was a cultural thing it's not it's a magical thing yeah remember Judaism is just forming Judaism is in its early

Infancy right yeah fantastic fantastic let's see let's see what else happens okay okay okay okay after hearing these things from him our sin we took him and showed him her idols and they have the earthquake and the idols go fall down and the demons all come out right the demons all come out and what does our sin we do

She says she wants to be baptized she wants to go through the right she wants the seal Thomas is doing this in this work he's giving the seal what does he do he travels to a place and he prepares the communion he prepares the communion and the communion enables them to enter into

That place where they're born again and they see the invisible and they are Servants of this Christ this is all while they're following the second Christ who is leading them in the process okay and there's baptism involved of course there is right there's baptism there always is and when I say baptism and you say baptism you may be thinking of some related things but not exactly right not remember the Baptists

Very very closely associated with the use of these dyes that they're using in religious rights that are meant to do things like cause you to become aroused right why do we need that Oracle to be aroused because Mary with purple fingers sings She's at the top right she's at the top do you see how those Dion a work how those demons work it's fantastic I love it it's right here so having entered or house and closed the door she took off her robe and carried out as much gold and silver and clothing

As she is acquired in her life and left them aside in front of her house right alone in her bed chamber she stretched out her hands to heaven and began to pray Lord God the good Master Thomas and the one whom he proclaims Jesus Christ I believe in you master Lord my God do you hear that we're at Billy gr mating you know what I mean she has committed her life her precious life to Christ and the blood of Jesus is cleansing her and what happens you're my refuge Master Christ

And because I have not hidden before me anything meet me master Jesus Christ take from me the deception that is in my heart and disturbing my reason and she turned to Thomas wait I thought she was stripped down in her own bed chamber yeah she is and so is he he's there too okay what's she asking him to do she wants to see the Christ she wants to see the Christ do you know what happens in order to get there you have to have prostitute Boys

In order to get there she's ready she's ready are you ready for remember her husband told her dude don't even talk to that goofball right okay here we go okay all right um uh when he heard these things from ouri Thomas rejoiced greatly of course he did pervert at her faith and he said to her I Rejoice with you oh sin because God's help has reached you then becoming exceedingly glad Christ's Apostle cried out in a loud voice saying I give thanks to you Lord Jesus Christ

You who turn the hearts of the Wayward sheep you see that that's brilliant lastick grooming lastick grooming it look look it worked on her so much so she's gonna she's her husband's gonna come back she's gonna be a different person right we spend Sunday we no we spend the Lord's day with the Lord not with our spouse with the Lord we give to him interesting and he baptized her of course he did and whole household he brought the whole group in in the name of the father and the Son and the Holy

Spirit and many others from that city were baptized with him yeah gets everybody after their baptisms they gave their belongings to the poor then after tell you know who's in this group brand you can see bran just going along with it right you see him going then after Thomas took and Sanctified bread and a cup wait he did what he Sanctified bread and a cup would you be surprised if I told you the process of sanctification is the process of drugging would you be surprised you can sanctify me with your Water of Life

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Going okay he baptized her oh W so right and he began to teach them he began to teach them here we go they began bringing him all that were sick and he healed them right part of his job is he's a doctor who knows about all the the medicin and Antiquity right who knows about those well the Physicians have to because the majority of ancient medicine people say it's like a third surgery is another part and then another big part is Diet but that represents it

Because it's really 2third drugs that diet that you're talking about is still drugs right it's things that you can take into your body that will change your physiology so ancient medicine is 2third pharmacology who is it that's going to know the pharmacology it's the christing it's those who have been christed right those people they know how to use those drugs okay fantastic ftic what do we do with them we're casting out demons right we're casting out demons good

Fantastic everyone of the city would come together into the house of aroi and he would teach them the words of God and when they saw the Miracles that God did through the Apostle Thomas every one of the city from the least to the greatest of them believed they were baptized after many days look the husband right he's the god Governor he comes back right he returns from the war with the King and when he arrived in The City Gate after three years of being abroad the entire multitude of the city

Came out to meet him all his household and his wife are sin now when he the governor saw those from the household were standing with his wife and saw her wearing dirty clothes what's she not wearing she's not wearing any of that fine clothing she's all dirty man he goes in and the house is a mess why the hippies have been in his house celebrating Jesus and his wife is all

Dirty yeah you know who you smell like you smell like Thomas dude take a bath every once in a while right you know what I mean you know what I mean okay so um not to mention he wasn't happy right so he's enraged uh wait before he gets enraged he says um you know he talks to his stewards and he's like dude what's been going on and they said look we've been still making profit and here's here's what we've gained over the last few years while you were gone

He's like oh good at least there you know the place is a mess but at least you know you're doing what you should be doing to the estate right and then he goes to goes to his bed chamber and calls in his wife this is what happens when he heard these things he was made joyful but the money and he went into the city having uh having bathed he went into his bed chamber and sought his wife our siny when she came into the chamber he seized her in order to have sex with her sounds kind of I hope that's just

Bad translation but it sounds like sounds a little bit banany and arenoi groaned with a loud voice and said to him my Lord put away from you every care of this worldly merciless desire

Especially on the Sabbath day since it is for our God and savior the King Jesus Christ if you consecrate yourself on the Sabbath it is for God you will always be perfectly holy right he left comes back in three years she's talking religious nonsense right he's he's upset he's gonna be upset and he knows where it came from why because he is contracted with the l St for the sake of developing developing the architecture of this city right he's supposed to have that knowledge why is that you know how it

Works we cut off those boys testicles and we educate them and they become number one great banana slaves and number two um they're educated you can use them for accounting you can use them for all sorts of things building right because they're educated the master made sure himself right so the degree to which Thomas actually knows architecture is still in question because he didn't do anything while the dude was gone and the dude's about to find out and he's pissed enraged he said to her with anger where

Do these words come from they are not from our ancient sayings you see um we don't talk like that what are you talking about man woe is me our sin we for you were deceived by that slave the one whom you allowed with you to be with you and by the way the one who said he is a doctor implied but he really isn't right he's one of these freaking Magi he's one of these Magi you mean Jesus who was funded by the Magi is making unic boys who are

Prostitutes and G and they are also working on the populations that are outside of Their Own Zone yeah it's business you thought Jesus Christ was Mr ideal I'm sorry I'm sorry yet again your Universe comes crashing down because you don't read the Bible you never have and unless you learn ancient Greek you never will yeah I appreciate by the way I appreciate the fact that there are a lot of you out there who are relying on me for the Greek and I know that you look

At everything I put up here and I know you look at the definitions that I put do you want to see something let's just go to the here let's just give this to you to the people H say it and love it to him give me the definition chewy hit me with the definition that I brought tonight um it's the big one give me yeah there we go fris fris are you ready do you know what they hand out do you know what Thomas hands out he hands out this and you're

Gonna say the seal and you're gonna say I know there's a there's a process that takes place and when Jesus's followers seal people they're giving him this thing take a look people what is this thing well first of all it's what some kind of gym or Stone right you get the orphic litha which is not about stones at all huh that's weird look at number two the impression of a Signet ring right the seal an image in that case it's just an image on the ring that's

Your seal your image now everybody out there all the Christians they're all grabbing their nipples and stuff and saying oh it's so exciting these are the Seals yes they are you idiots look at number three tablet of lmy and medicinal Earth certified as such by bearing the impression of the Seal of the lynian Priestess of Artemis do you know what the seals are they're the drugs that they're giving people in order to open their eyes in sexual

Rituals sexual rituals okay fantastic not so fantastic but fantastic that we understand that we understand where we are um so look the dude interrogates the dude whose name is leius right means Mr White Mr White

Interrogates good oldfashioned Thomas right he's like what goes on and Thomas tells him oh no he says no I didn't build you any buildings right the buildings are in the people and the glory of God look at all the people that we've brought we've built you a living a Living Church he's likeoh really is that what you did really well guess what and he goes and he talks to the he goes and he talks to the Cutters of leather you know when the governor goes and talks to the Cutters

Of leather about you something something unpleasant is going to happen to him something unpleasant are you ready for this and the governor having sent for Thomas whoop whoop whoop he said to him Wicked slave when I torture you you will tell me everything for I know that you have been useless up to now right cuz he's going to want to try to get some of the money back right who' you give the money to what are all these hippies doing in my house why is my wife sloppy sloppily

Dressed and filthy what have You' been doing to my wife and why won't she have intercourse with me anymore why is that right he got infected while he was gone he got infected by monus do you think this is the only depiction of a monest group infecting a community did you know that we have it all over the place yeah they saw it coming the Romans knew these types of people watch out for the Baptists man watch out for them they knew right they will tear down

Civilization right around you they will take a person and they will brainwash them and reform them yeah and abuse them right here we go you thought gangster G was a are you ready to see what's going to happen are you ready to see what's going to happen to the gangster G's man you know what he does I'll just tell you I'll just tell you I'm not GNA read it to you I'll just tell you you trust me it's there he gets Fayed he gets flayed and everybody here

Gets to meet Thomas the meatman where is he bring him up you know you wanted to bring him up Thomas the meatman I am telling you something something people Jesus Christ made it possible for this dude to lose his

Skin and what happened he said they take him apart man they take his skin off right flinging is a real thing why would you go to leather makers because they know how to work skin baby they know how to work skin and what happens to him he prays to Jesus and Jesus comes to him and says a man wait what no that's what he says yeah be a man be a man so Jesus

Miraculously gives

Thomas the health to be able to walk around without his skin now I don't know if this dude is on heavy heavy heavy opiates or what the deal is what the deal

Is but for three years and you know what it says that he does he ministers to people Tommy Tommy where's where's your brother Timmy Timmy get over here Timmy have you been hanging around meet man again don't do that you don't know what he's going to tell you to do he ministers to the People by giving them the drugs to continue their processes

And are you ready through the ministry of Jesus Christ he uses his skin to raise people from the dead just like the first Christ raised people from the dead you mean this dude carries his skin around yeah they were Tanners brao they made him a suit right could carry his skin around right now I don't know how many of you can sense the horror in this but this is a miraculous and marvelous thing is portrayed by this x-rated Bible

Now the wife unfortunately ory she finds out poor Thomas got Fayed and is walking around saying stuff she jumps off a building kills herself she jumps out of a window and kills herself there she is laying on the ground and what does Thomas do he comes dancing over with his skin and he puts it on her and brings her back to life and the governor sees it and he says what the

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Yeah yeah and there he goes there he goes he's off to the Christian races because he's seen his wife who just jumped out of a building brought back to life by a dude's skin by a dude's skin now wait a minute there's one more obstacle in this picture of Mom honest Paradise

Where people remove their skin and raise the dead right remember the the text is about the dead and cemeteries right when um uh when oh I forgot to tell you did I did I forgot to tell he goes into the cemetery right he raises like some people accidentally right he's slinging

Around his skin his wonderwork skin I mean can you believe this can you imagine just just imagine what's happening just imagine would you like to take this guy to Sunday school with you right does he stink I want to know do you stink when your skin is gone right because you know that stuff's going to get infected what do do you have to oil yourself like constantly like that what do you do right your eyes must get dry right what do you do for dry eyes right when

You when you fade I don't know right I don't know I don't know it's difficult but what Thomas does is he preaches the gospel and he provides the people with the seal so that they can enter the Kingdom of Heaven okay right are there some castrations of course there are are there drugs of course there are is there do we have mystery yes because we have Lacy we have Pirates Who understand the art of creating that trafficked person you got

To create that person right cuz they you're out there selling these kids right when Jesus is out there selling the apostles why do you think that the dude came up to Thomas he looked over the other kid right he's like yeah you know what I mean because Unix have a reputation baby Unix have a reputation you remember when the apostles asked Jesus there's a lot of you out there talking about family values and marriage and the sanctity of marriage you know what Jesus said about the sanctity of marriage he said nope

You know what you should do get your testicles cut off become a unic for the kingdom of heaven when people say why didn't Jesus get married dude he was busy making unic boys that he was going to sell he got three pounds of silver out of kid oh my God Nero wouldn't even paid that for sporus and he dressed him up and married him you know what I mean how much did the wedding cost didn't cost three pounds of fraking silver holy mackerel okay all right

Right you see what's going on people there's one more obstacle in this whole story and it turns out the obstacle is this priest right it turns out this obstacle is this priest and um he goes on adventures Thomas goes on adventure he meets an old dude whose sons have all been killed he raises them from the dead and that's when he accidentally raises like nine other people and they're like what the [\\h__\\h] where is this where is this and the first thing they see is Thomas can you

Imagine dying okay dying and then all of a sudden you wake up in a tomb and there's a dude there who's waving his skin around what do you think oh I knew it you know I didn't do I didn't do what I was supposed to do dude this is Hell there's no way there's no way this dude's gonna like eat my face or something right there's no way no no don't worry he's with Jesus he's the second Christ man meatman is the second he's following

What the Christ showed him right he is performing the christing just like he's supposed to just like Jesus wanted him to this is perfect Christianity absolutely perfect Christianity give it give me the next one um oh no you can't give me the next one then what happens oh you know we have one final Conflict and it's with a priest of course it's with a priest and what happens don't worry they get together and they're talking about fire from heaven and all sorts of crazy stuff and all of a sudden this boom this Angelic Force grabs this priest by the hair and holds him up in

The air suspends him and everybody's like f oh sorry everybody's like oh my God what what's going on everybody's mouth is open right because dude how many parties do you go to right and there he is he's getting thrown around he's getting thrown around what's that oh yeah so everybody in the audience right is freaked they're like no this is going to stop and they get Stones they're like something we got to do something and Bam what happens to them boom they all get Frozen on the ground they all get Frozen on the ground

In the meanwhile dude is there throwing his skin around the dude that Jesus sold now if you don't think this is Gangster nothing is because Thomas won the whole region over every one of those people after this party was sold they were all born again do you understand how the Christ propagates the lastick art do you understand it this man Thomas went into a person's house got wedged himself

Between a husband and wife and with his family D values turned her into something very very different turned her into a slave of a Christ a slave of a Christ what do you think he did to her same thing Jesus did with Mary same thing Jesus did and we all know they can't get this people look people are out there talking about my work right now and I'm telling you it's not from me it's from The Muse this whole episode tonight people do you want to see the reality for what it is do you want to see it they cannot take it they cannot

Take it the world will crumble underneath the weight of mother Greek I appreciate you're coming tonight and I want you to stand in there hang in there with me because my day is coming my day is coming we will bring

You an agonistic competition for the human soul as members of the satanic congregation we are on the side of Freedom we're in the job we're in the business not of trafficking Souls but of killing traffickers thank you for coming tonight hail Satan the derangement

Syndrome has them hooding the kids as you know for you die too I'm fashion

Gibit crucify the child rapist on the cross throwing Christians to the Lions throwing all the pedophiles off the bridge fish food have a nice swim for your derangement Syndrome this is the

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