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20250504-Renaissance Portal： Seeing Through Theology's Demise

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Oh boy. Check this out. This rainstorm is coming in here, people. Absolutely gorgeous. So, we may have to take a dive in a minute, but if we do, we'll be right back. There's a place we can run to. Oh my god. What? Hey, Joey. I'm blacked out here. What's going on? What's going on? Oh, it's gone. Look at that. Hang on, people. We're having texts. Look.

Give it to me. No. Oh, perfect. Welcome back people to Lady Babylon. This is a live session of Renaissance Borderland. What I wanted to do today was to show you the Ronin. I wanted to bring you the Ronin. Do you understand this? We're going to do something a little bit different today. We're look at a subject at today is the theologian. We're going to look at the theologian and the theologian's response, the theologian's fear, the theologian's inadequacy, and ultimately

Transparency. A puff of air. A puff of air. A world full of deception and lies. But let me tell you how we're doing this. We are Ronin, right? I'm outside of everything. And so are you, satanic congregation. You're outside of everything. That allows us to to be free to speak. Do you understand me? We can I can bring you the things that otherwise I wouldn't be able to bring you. Yes. Thank you for having us, Doc. I like that. I like that. Yeah. Oh, and uh

Congregation, make sure to let Chewy know if there's any audio video problems. Fantastic. Fantastic. Here comes Okay, people. Now, what are we doing? I want to show you what Ronin can do for you, right? I want to show you what you can do when you are on the outside and you are free. You're free from any obligations. Be they be they

Financial some kind of boss or some kind of leader standing over you a board or a prevailing cultural idea. Some kind of phobia keeping you from the reality. Oh god. It's absolutely despicable. We blow through it. Right, Ronin?

Are the balance. Do you understand? We restore balance. Oh god. Oh god. This is gorgeous stuff. Now, are you ready? What are we going to look at? We're going to look at somebody responding to the things that I've brought forward to a video. This is the video. First one we're going to look at video with Bob, right? Bob and I want people

To see the reaction. And people look, there's tons of reaction videos out there. There's people who have done there's oodles and gads. You can just scroll up and down. Oh, Sunny Bono, get off of me. You know what I

Mean? Here's the problem. They're not very helpful because they make the same amateur, untrained, unprofessional

Um statements that show that they don't actually work with the evidence. And if you're a scientist, right, and classical philology people, I want you to realize it's a science. It's language, right? Um there's no room for interpretation, exesus, theology. There's no term for hermeneutics and presentation and reinterpretation. Uh, you think a real scientist ever interprets? No, dude. You let the science lead you. You let the reason lead. And she's so sexy. There's nothing sexier than reason. People are shocked that I could that I could become

An apostate to Christianity over reading Aristotle on the beauty of nature, the sexiness of nature, right? They don't understand that. How is that possible? This man engaged his reasoning faculties. It's very odd. Okay, here we go. I'm going to call this up. This is uh people it um this is a show called

Reason and theology which is hilarious because it's like matter and antimatter. Do you know what I mean? Um if you've got reason you don't need theology. You only need theology to cover up your reason. Or else Paul the Apostle Mr. Viper immune wouldn't be walking around saying you worship nature. Shame on you,

Right? Oh god. Reason. Isn't it reason gorgeous? Hand. Shout out to reason. Shout out to reason. So this is a show. I'll show you this called Reason and theology. And I just want to play some. And to be honest, I want to skip over any of the interview. They still hear me, right?

Can you people see me in a little box? Can you put me in a little box? Am I in a little box? Where am I? In the corner. Oh, the corner. Yeah. Fantastic. Looking this way or something? No. Um, people, look. Who is this? Exorcist debates possessed Satanist. That's That's fantastic. Right off the bat. Look at him right off the bat. You know where he says people, first of all, look at this fake library. Now, I have seen a lot of fake libraries in my time

And a lot of real libraries. God, this is the fakest of the fake, man. There's no there's no way this looks like a You know, it's staged, people. Look these books. Look at these books. They're all staged. They're colorcoded, dude. Seriously. Looks like a theater. Looks like a bad theater job. Okay, let's get going before we're, you know, this is not about critical people. This is about showing what is going to happen when you introduce reality when you bring that antichrist. Watch the fear. The the drug

That I'm conveying to this person is causing him to enter into a state of fear. And I want you to follow his eyes. When he watches Bob, you know for a fact he knows he's full of it. And when he watches me, he becomes afraid. Why is that people? Why do we make the mons run? It must be something profound that we're doing. Well, welcome back to the Michael Loftton show on reason and theology. So, got a pretty interesting debate slash discussion uh to review here. We're actually gonna watch a significant portion of it together. It

Is the Bob Larson versus Aean Helman debate. Okay. For it's Almond. Uh this guy has a problem the whole time. Um even though he hears other people pronounce it almond. It's almond for everybody out there. Almond. Fantastic. Uh let's scoot ahead to where he gives us some meat.

In fairness, Aean's positions are outrageously scandalous. Okay, my positions I wasn't aware that I had positions. But when you are with a theologian, you will have positions. Remember, I've come from the laboratory, right? And now I'm being told you have positions. Where has the shift taken place? The shift is from reason to theology. Some would say even blasphemous. So please be Oh, I would say blasphemous. Oh, buddy, don't you know it. Be aware. Uh the subject nature of today's discussion is going to be highly disturbing. Some of the accusations he

Makes against Jesus are highly disturbing and offensive. They are offensive to me that Jesus Christ was arrested in the public park with 13 underage dudes, one of which was nude and had a bandage on his hoo-ha. Mark 1451 and 52. Fantastic.

Yet since this is the society in which we live in today, what um and these are the kinds of discussions that are out there for better or worse. Um it's important that we engage them and he is making some pretty outrageous claims about Jesus which I think are worth refuting. Okay, does anybody else smell the smug? This is theological smug, right? I could walk into this guy's intellectual office and kick him in the coal lakers. You know what I mean? The hoo-ha benny basket. And what would happen? He would look at me in the face and he would tell me the

Same kind of stuff he's telling me to control to control and manipulate. This is a court, people. We don't care about your opinion, right? Just get to the facts, people. Let's see what happens. Uh, which we will certainly be doing in this video. Um, as well as just simply analyzing everything else that takes place in this exchange slashdebate and dive in here. Uh, going to share my screen and let's begin after the part where he attempts to convert the host that is Bob Lson. Bob Larson leaves him leads him through

A prayer to ask God to open him up to uh the truth of Christianity and show him if it's true and uh everything that goes along with that. So we're we're skipping all that part and we're cutting to the chase where there's a discussion um if you can call it that on the nature of the Bible, the biblical text. Aean is going to contend that Lson cannot actually read the Bible because all he can do is read a translation. He cannot read. I'm not going to contend

That. That's a fact. People, I want you to realize this is something special I'm trying to bring you. Dude, I've been in the octagon 35 years. Okay? This is not a game. This is not a game at all. We are Ronin. Do you understand me? Now, this man is about to say something that reveals his complete and total ignorance of classical

Languages, particularly specifically, not just languages. I said plural language, particularly ancient Greek. And I'm going to correct something that people have been saying in other videos over a long time. And these experts, chewy, make me big. And these experts that come out, people, these experts that come out, and who are these people? They're all biblical studies people, they're all theology people. None of them are legitimate classists. What is a classist? Let me remind you. Let me remind you people. What is a classist? It is somebody who has

Studied classical Greek and Latin. Classical Greek. That is the focus people. There's no focus on BS. There's no It is all pure language. It is linguistics. It is history. And most of all, it is pursuing those texts. And that is what they don't have the skill. He's about to incorrectly define what classics is. There's a people there's people who will tell you, "Oh, Hillman doesn't know what he's talking about because this is coin." And that's classical Greek that he does. Oh my god. Oh my god. Do you understand? You

Don't understand because you don't study this stuff. That is the same thing. Coin A is a dialectic variation within divisions of classical Greek including Ionian, Dorian, addict. Do you even know what your what your Bible's coin A is? Coin A is a tendency toward commonality. It's the movement of a language. So for for for you to hear him say he doesn't know co he he does classical Greek do you hear he doesn't even know what anything about the language anything a classical philologist is trained in this discipline it's like

Saying a hematologist right do you hear that that's a specialization don't think you're going to tell a hematologist about God, don't think you're going to tell an immunologist about IGG. By the way, did everybody see that they brought the they brought the dude at ground zero with all the anenomous dudes been having stuff staying for a long time, right? Uh the the um

Poisonous, right? All the fers, all the goodies he's been taken. He's got like 830, you know, these administrations. Finally, he's built up the antibodies that they talk about like with the silly the tribe in antiquity. It's a PS on the front, right? Cuz the Greeks are the ones discussing it. It's their science. You know what I mean? These people who have acquired an immunity, which is what this dude is doing. They're going to isolate his IGG and they're going to run it through. And next thing you know when you get bitten

By some venomous snake, this dude's IG is going to be processed and turned into some immortal line of antivenenom. Isn't that fantastic? Isn't that fantastic? Oh god. Gorgeous technology. Right. And by the way, people, the Greek reporter just said, um, some stuff that they found dates the Greek back earlier than we thought, which, you know, they're always pushing stuff back, but um, absolutely gorgeous, right? Good for you, Mother Greek, for being so bossy and gorgeous and just plowing over everybody else. Let's continue on with this guy. I'm

Going to share. Boom. Here we go. Okay, this is fun, people. Come on, ask some questions here. We got to the Old Testament in Hebrew and Aramaic. Uh, and he cannot read the New Testament acquainted Greek. Um, that being said, I don't think and I don't get the impression that Aean himself is very proficient in the biblical

Languages. Now, wait a minute. Just knowing that he said that and he said I don't get the impression which makes you think he's like a he's like a scientist trying to figure this out right with his experience right this is funny these guys are funny do you understand now why would he be doing this because he's not a scientist theology and its viral

Nature are not a science okay you the reason people that's in your head that's been implanted there by nature and her beauty. God, it won't take this stuff. It's like seeing a dude that you just absolutely can't stand. Would never even consider getting close to ladies. You know what I'm talking about? Some kind of instinct. No Mo, no Joe.

Um, not that I'm an expert in them. No, you sure as hell aren't cuz I I can tell that tell you that in a second, little punk. Um but certainly the experts don't think that he's proficient in all really how many experts have you talked to how many classical philologists have you talked to about Christing how many listen do you know that Christing appears tens of thousands of times why don't you tell me about some of the times that it appears buddy you don't read that stuff right he's going to talk

About stasis in a minute people listen to him that was an out and just It's an outright lie. Experts don't. I know this guy hasn't talked to any experts who know my work. Absolutely not. Also, with what I know, I can tell he's not an expert in them either. Uh, but he does know more about the biblical text and languages than Bob Larson. So, he somewhat has an upper hand here. And he tries to get um Lson, you know, to play into that to to get into a biblical

Debate. And Larson just doesn't want to do it. and it ultimately makes Larson look really bad. Um, so let me make sure that you can hear.

I'm sorry. Let me correct that echo. I apologize. It should be fixed now. I thought he was going to say something. Sorry. Um, he kind of general questions, makes a few personal ad homonym attacks against Aean and and that was about it. So, no, I don't think that he had the courage to come there. I think that he got the $5,000 and he didn't really have to do a whole lot for it. Let's continue. Oh, that's kudos. Big balls. No one else. Kudos. Nobody. Bob, this was Harvard people. This was Harvard. Let him not letting me talk.

Let him talk. Former man of God. Why does he talk like that? I'm not trying to make fun of him, but it's a little odd, right? And he's like this the whole time. Evidently, that's how he always talks. And I I don't understand.

Another um people monist have a problem with the way that I talk. Isn't that weird? Isn't that weird? It's the people who get annoyed at the way that I talk, who are saddened mostly by the fact that Christ is a drug and Jesus was arrested in a park with a naked kid. Mark

14:51-52. Now, you got to ask yourself, why do people who are monists have this tendency? My voice bothers them. Is it something that I'm saying? Is it something that I'm doing, people? Don't you love it? It's part of the combat. Do you see? Do you see? If you want the reality to be out there, these are the guardians who are keeping you from it. They're keeping They're not keeping us from it, right? We we kicked down the doors and took their Bible. Right. That people seriously these people won't even

Talk to me about the Bible. I can ask them very simple questions and they run. All their lives they've been chasing us talking about the Bible. Now they're running. What is causing the running? Watch how the theologian crumbles.

Person appreciates the Bible. Bob and I just want Dude pulled out the Nestle Allen text.

What is Okay, stop right there. Did you see his face? I want you to look into his face. Do you see his laughing? First of all, it's not the Nestle as in chocolate. It is the Nestle Allen text. And he's talking about addition. So within the last few years perhaps there's a couple of immenations and look at him in his this is what theologians do. This is how they have offices at all. They create a false smuggness. He thinks he has something over on me. He

Thinks he does. Does he realize that I've been reading for 35 years critical editions? Does he realize does he even know how to translate with a critical edition? Of course he doesn't. Has this fool ever read Lucian? Absolutely not. Has he ever read Homer? Absolutely not. Has he ever read the people writing contemporary with Jesus who are talking about Christing? Absolutely

Not. But realize how ignorant he is. people they don't recognize their own ignorance because of their arrogance and their arrogance comes from their feelalty. We are Ronin. We are not arrogant. We are guardians of the sources. Is that the NA28? I think they're up to the 28th edition now. Uh, Greek New Testament critical edition. Uh, he says, "That's the Bible, Bob. You can't read it." Please tell me why was Jesus. This is the reason I didn't want you around in this room when I talked with him is because you're a control freak trying to get the upper hand on everything. So,

Just be a human answer. That's the only question. Just talk to me. Talk to me as a human being. Ask him. Ask him what's possible. As a human being, okay. when Jesus was arrested and kissed with a naked kid screaming, "I'm not a child." We know what you think about. Could it be that he was actually about All right. This is Okay. Right. Um I'm going to let him comment, but I want you to notice exactly what I'm noticing and what the comments all notice. When I try to talk,

I am prevented by being told I am an aggressor. Do you understand what that is? Do you understand? That is fear. That is not engagement. That is fear. And a marine can smell that just as I could sitting there. Now, let's hear what the comment is. where he gets really wild and th this is a outrageous claim he's making about Jesus. Okay? It's outrageous. What you're saying is outrageous. So is the fact that the earth is not flat. If you believe

Because some theologian has told you, and I don't care if that theologian were wore some kind of hat or garment or was your next door neighbor who sleeps in his van. I don't care. It is theology if it is not reason.

Um, the Jesus was a PDF file. Wait. And people, I just want to make this clear. I just want to make this clear. I have never argued. I've presented evidence. I would never state that Jesus Christ was a PDF of what he said was a pyes. I would never argue that. The text doesn't say that. That's a judgment. That is a judgment. The text says Jesus says I'm not a child trafficker when he is arrested with children, one of which is naked. Okay, those are the facts. There's no argument in that.

Those are the facts and they stand in the quantum court of justice. Let's keep going. And that's what you can see. You can see that in this guy's eyes, right? He really is afraid, right? And that's what I see as I, you know, um, as I'm able to interact. That's what I see. I see fear. Oh, God. People, why else would they be so afraid? Because you're, if you're right, right? If the evidence supports, right? If that's what it says. Oh my god. How many how many monest do

You think have come to the terrible realization in the last six months that Jesus Christ was arrested with a naked kid at 4:00 a.m. screaming, "I'm not a trafficker." It bothers them. This attack co right? Do you hear how sloppy it's so sloppy? The classicist know. Ask a classicist to say I I can't translate coin because I do Greek. It's absolutely You don't even know which coin this is of. Is it Attic? Is it Ionian? Is it Dorian? You don't even know people, right? These people on these panels they bring in, I refuse to even address them because they're

Biblical scholars. And those biblical scholars know know that if you're going to throw a text on the table um with a classicist, you better be able you better be able to hold it. You know what I mean? You better you better be able to translate it. Yeah. Fantastic. If you

Haven't mastered the basics, people, right? And that's what they do on these panels. That's what they do. It's so fun for me to be able to tell you this. It is. It It makes me feel really good that I worked my ass off for 12 years through four degrees at three

Universities to be able to spot the phonies and the lies. And this is why classicists don't typically engage New Testament people, right? They're not considered up to standard. They're not philologists, right? And when I say what is a philologist, I'm not saying they just run around loving words. Oh, nerds who love words. No, no, no. I'm talking about the analysis of the mechanics of a language

That is far advanced to any language that you're hearing now in the world. Yeah. Oh, God. People, I want to say one thing. Make me big for a second because I want to make I want to make a big deal. It keeps freezing. Oh, it keeps freezing. Maybe we're do

What? Yeah. Here we go, people. Excuse me for one minute. Is that some of that refresh? Maybe not. Okay, people. I just want to add this. Go back.

Go back is a bunch of rocks. Stonehenge bunch of rocks. Pyramid Giza bunch of rocks.

The foundation of civilization lies in the language. In the same time that it took those morons to stack up those stones, the Greeks created democracy. The Greeks created science. The Greeks ensured that we would have a language that would grow

Us. God. Oh god. The privilege to be able to study it, right? And never people ask you, are you ever going to master it? Absolutely not. Absolutely not. I find curves in Mother Greek's body. They're things subtleties that I hadn't seen. Every day I can just watch her and watch the way she moves across the room. Oh god. Just the motion alone right in the psyche coming out. Oh god. Okay, let's let's get back to this genius here. Let's see what this theologian's going to going to do. Watch the fear, people.

Watch him get fe fearful. and we're going to have to attack this head on uh because it's a very slanderous accusation. Uh but he's arguing that the biblical text in Greek uh demonstrates that in the Gospel of Mark. Um again, whether or not this stuff should be entertained, this is already in society. The claims are being made and because it's being entertained in society, it's necessary now to respond to them. Bob. Okay, people. There's a little there's a little bit of a, you know, test of where we've been

And where we're going, right? You see what kind of effect we're having? Who thinks this is is this effective? Right now, he doesn't think he should have to have this discussion. But you know what? I come from a free Greece. I come from Athens. Do you understand? when she mastered her tyrants and she says she says we have the obligation to speak. Larson does not respond to them unfortunately. So that's what we're going to do with a naked kid screaming I'm not a child. We know what you think

About. Okay. Could it be that he was actually I'm about 30 seconds from walking out. We have to take turns. I'm going to ask the question and then we to stop and we to let Bob give his response. That's that's reasonable. when Jesus arrested in Gethsemane at 4:00 a.m. with a naked boy screaming, "I am not a child or lace in Greek." Um, could it actually be Bob that he was a creep doing creepy things? Bob, the stage is yours.

Are you suggesting that Christ was a pile? Um, no. I'm saying are you saying that he was a pile? Are you saying that the text says that Jesus Are you saying that Christ was a Yes, he he actually is saying that. Okay, see what they they do. They want to force you to make an argument so they can talk about you having an argument that allows them not to talk about the text. They are both doing the same thing so far. How much has this theologian contributed? How

Much do you think his theology degree was worth? He's made a fool of himself by not knowing what ancient Greek is. So now he's sitting here and doing the same thing that Bob is, but he's going to do it with a little more smuggness, right? Um,

But Bob needs to address this headon instead of just saying, "Are you really saying this?" and then never refuting it based upon what you think the text you teaching in the temple courts and you did not arrest me, but the scriptures must be fulfilled and review this. So, okay people. So, here he's going to pull out he's going to pull out the quote unquote scriptures. And as soon as you hear somebody say scriptures, you know you've left science and now you're in theology, right? You've left any sort of respectable discipline and now you're in theology. And look what he does. He

Posts a translation. He posts a translation where the dude is running out of his garment, right? He posts a translation that talks about a rebellion. There is none of that [\\h__\\h] in there anywhere. Do you

Understand? You have in Mark 48. Here is what he is referring to. Uh because he doesn't lay it out very clearly here, but here's what um Aean is referring to. Mark 9:48. Am I leading a rebellion? Jesus said that you have come out with swords and clubs to capture me. Every day I was with you teaching in the temple courts and you did not arrest me. But the scriptures must be fulfilled and everyone deserted him and fled. A young man wearing nothing but Okay, wait a minute. He just read you a translation.

Remember he read you a translation. Am I leading a rebellion which is not in the text at all. I have gone over this text with all of you congregation. You have seen it. You have seen the lace st and you know what it means. Fantastic. Fantastic. And what is he doing anyway? Um I I'm sorry. I just wanted to point out what is he doing? He's using a modern translation of a document, right? Almost 2,000 years old, right? 1800, let's say, just to be safe, right? And that'll hit our that'll hit

Our apocryphal stuff, too. Lucian, too. Everything. Has he ever read this thing in Greek? Absolutely not. I guarantee this dude hasn't or he wouldn't be flashing up the English translation. Do you know if I did this in a classics course, they would laugh at me. Do you know what you do when you enter classics? You get rid of all your translations. You are no longer reading translations in a lit course. Read your translation. At the beginning of a course, read your translation. But when you are

Translating, you do not refer to translations, right? It's the way it is people. Why? Why would you do that? Because you don't want it to be um you don't want it to be guiding your work. In other words, you want your own machinery, your own intellectual machinery to be working. Do you understand? But this guy is a the divinity and theology people they are trained in the very same way. They are interlinear translators. If they have two semesters of Greek they've seen interlinear translations. So they've

Memorized those. That's it imprints on them that way. They're not actually translating. Yeah. If you're going to read Appalonius of Roads and you're taking a classics course in the Greek of Appalonius of Roads, you read all of Appalonius of Roads in translation before you show up to class so you know what the [\\h__\\h] you're talking about. But when you get into translation, you leave you you you with the Greek text, dude. You don't mess with the trans. You're going to not only that, the instructors can tell. Did you

Know as a Greek instructor I can tell if you've been consulting translations too much and they're guiding your translation? Right? And I'll I'll tell you, you know, welcome. You've got King James in your backside. I don't understand, man. What's going on, right? Okay, let's let's keep going. But a linen garment was following Jesus. When they seized him, he fled naked, leaving his garment behind. Based on this, what he wants to do is he wants to attempt to read the coin a Greek. Okay. Uh, objection, your honor. Um, why? What's

The first things out of this dude's mouth? He's he's he's got evidence, a translation of evidence sitting here, and he the first thing he tells you is this is what this guy wants to do. You don't know what I want to do, and it's irrelevant what I want to do. You just flashed up evidence, so talk about it. Right? But he can't. Wes Huff was asked, "You want to talk to Almond on on Danny Jones?" Nope. I'm too busy. This is before he went on d on uh

Rogan. Why do would Huff run like run kip run? Why do they all run? Because they can't actually read these texts. table um of this text from the New Testament. Obviously, the Bible, the New Testament was not written in English. It was written in Greek. He wants to read this as um Jesus saying not am I leading a rebellion. He's going to ar argue the Greek term behind rebellion here. Las he's going to argue is um a child trafficker. U now wait a minute. He just

Said rebellion. Rebellion is the word lace. Do you understand? But it's not right. It's not at all. Right. A rebellion is a thing, an event. A lace is a person who does something. He doesn't even You hear how I, as a classicist who've read these texts, um, do you understand how I can pick up right away on the fact that he doesn't read? Greek, yet he's trying. This is like a person who's never been trained in jiujitsu. Yet, he's going to step into the arena with some dude that's been

Doing it for 35 years because he stupidly thinks that he can take them. And the guy who's been doing it for 35 years recognizes, right, oh god, this guy is terribly trained and you're going to take him down. People, divinity degrees, theology degrees are worthless.

Uh, so in other words, he he's going to portray Jesus as saying, "Are you accusing me of being a PDF file?" Um, and then he's saying, you know, he's in a garden at night praying, and evidently there was a young man here. He's going to argue linguistically that the young man here is a um I I I think he's going to argue slightly more than prep not preview prepubes and but um maybe 13 to 15 years old or so somewhere around there. uh a young man who is uh whatever you're

Comfortable with not follow which by the way do you notice that people try to make themselves comfortable for the fact that Jesus was arrested with a naked juvenile do you notice that it's hilarious it's absolutely hilarious people following Jesus he's going to argue that uh the term here for following Jesus is actually attached to Jesus meaning like is one of his traffic slaves or whatever. Oh, look, he learned some he learned a little bit of Greek. He didn't know it, but he at least learned it through what I said, right?

Fantastic. There I'm educating. Look, you should invite me to your seminary or your your college, your university, and I can do what I did for St. Mary's. I increase their enrollment, right? Five different dascese. And I got people writing me back saying, "Holy mackerel, those guys actually know the Greek that they're working with." Yeah, they do. And I could teach you too, friend, if your smuggness wouldn't prevent

You. Um, and that he had a garment, not a garment on, but a bandage on his member. Um, and you don't have to be ashamed. Everybody's got one, friend. Right. Right. He had a bandage on his hoo-ha that he fled away

Naked that Jesus was caught um in a park at 4:00 a.m. uh with a naked young man uh who had Okay, he's going to suggest that Jesus was caught in a park at 4 in the morning with a naked young man. I'm not going to suggest the Bible is suggesting that and it's not suggesting it like maybe there's a possibility. It's just stating it scientifically. People in a courtroom, if this is a witness, all this man is doing is sir, you're badgering the witness. Hang on,

Give me a second. Had a bandaged whatever. Um, and he was someone that was being trafficked. And Jesus's first uh claim is that are you claiming I'm a PDF file? Okay. So, what he does is he plays around with the Greek text of um Mark 14. He plays

Around with the Greek text. Listen, buddy. Have you ever been to Europe on an international conference where you're talking to people from Oxford and people from a sore bone? Have you been talking to people who are archaeologists who really want to know if these texts are saying what they really say? Right? No. Who is this guy? Right? You have to ask yourself, what kind of weakling is this that the monist put out? What kind of weakling? 48 through

Um 52. He plays around with the terms and what he will try to do is he'll try to say, "Well, this Greek term could be translated this way, but it could also be translated that way." And the reason why all the biblical translators don't translate it like I do is because they're biased and this and that. No, I don't say they could translate it one way or another. I say what the accurate is. Oh, I'm going to turn this ringer off. I apologize,

Adam. um he'll try to make an argument therefore that his understanding and his interpretation, linguistic interpretation is correct. And in reality, no linguist in the area, no expert in the field is going to agree with his translation of the biblical text um or his conclusions that he's making here. So, it's not as if you have to be um some kind of massive expert in languages here to really know that he's wrong. Um

But okay, people, I'm going to have to I've had Chewy and I have had an emergency here. Um there's some there's something that we have to attend to immediately. Um I will be back perhaps today, perhaps not. And uh everything's fine with us. Thank you for coming and um hail

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