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20241003-Ithyphallic Song： Basic Training AU-15
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Poet fresh Liquid Smoke they got that derangement syndrome I can see it clearly now I took the anti Christos the anti venom my eyes are clear the stars are shining near hak Med the goddess of death make your
Portions and pluck your strings I have the key of death I have the key to Hell give me quickly the Water of Life I am that drug the death inducer Hallelujah toxicology Pharma
Doya Liquid Smoke keep it moving lady Babylon Elder Amazon blow your mind on Spanish Fly shining bright stars in the sky consume the Thea the Venom dragon's head you sexual Venus
Welcome back to Lady Babylon this is Al and youu and I am bringing you some instruction tonight it's going to Thrill you it's gonna get inside you and it's gonna turn you into something that you were never thinking you could become oh God it's wonderful absolutely
Wonderful I think we have an announcement too but I'm going to wait for that announcement I'm going to wait right and by the way you know um little variety never hurt right fantastic let's
I'm going to take you somewhere tonight what exactly are we going to do I'm going to resurrect for you arilus I'm going to resurrect for you a dude who's going to tell us who he is in his own words but I can tell you what it says it is grave oh God this is the person who baptized The Muse into the Viper
Venom this is the seventh century I have a real treat for you tonight I have a real treat tonight we are going to the 7th Century BC and everybody's excited because we've been hitting the second and the first so many times we got to stop we're going way back we're going back to the one of the three people that the civilization that produced democracy said these are the three greats one of them is arilus a warrior
Poet what is the Warrior poet there to do the warrior poet is there to avenge the warrior poet serves Mars and the muses imagine having the power to kill with your words this is arilus and I'm going to show you tonight I'm going to show you you mean he killed with his poetry yes he did yes he did he killed people with his
Muse oh God so gorgeous I'm going to give you that then after that we're going to jump into a little bit of passivity a little bit of passivity tonight so those of you nerds who have come for a beating the drill sergeant is waiting he's
Waiting before we even get to my part I want to tell you it's such a pleasure I believe that we have found chewy this is verifiable right I believe we have found that boy that was with Jesus in a public park at 4:00 A.M in Mark 145152 I think we found him I think we found him turns out he was with P Diddy the whole time the whole
Time right under our noses like some
Kind of Bic tragedy ah are you ready for the cleansing are you ready people for the cleansing Can you feel it oh God turn it up on and turn up turn up the heat we're going to do that tonight okay let's get started bring them in bring him in here let's do what we always do and bring him in give me that first give me that very first first reference look people look the Spartans ordered the books of arilus who well let's find out they ordered that his books should be
Removed from their state because they considered them indecent and would not have their children indoctrinated Florida with writing which might do more harm to their morals than good to their wits thank you Valerius Maximus for telling us that isn't that nice who are we dealing with tonight we're dealing with the warrior poet whose Works were banned they were banned in Sparta he like Stephen King is corrupting the youth
Are you ready you know what's happening here I just want to say this last uh time that we all met together congregation we talked about selling the Muse and we ended with songs that talked about throwing these pirates from the
Bridges you know what we're going to see tonight we're going to see the warrior poet who did just that when you prostitute The Muse do you know what happens to you we're going to see tonight we're going to see tonight oh God this is so lovely it's like a giant Justice party give me the next one give me oh did we finish all that I think we finished all of that one here moreover if we may believe pendar yeah what's wrong with pendar we let's believe
Pender Tander was the originator of drinking songs so wait a minute drinking songs what is it drinking song but it must be remembered that further Innovations were made by arilus now wait wait the people Nancy you love music look at this it's gorgeous the trimeter the combination of unlike measures the recitative or rhythmical
Recitation of poetry to music oh that was his doing do you understand what you're watching here every everybody who's ever had any interest in rap ought to be watching the master himself this dude look what he's look what the dude brings look what the dude brings and he's a warrior poet man he's a warrior poet right he's a Greek from the island of paros right and his family have been setting down colonies and building temples to demer and dionis okay look what we did people we stepped
Out of the spaceship tonight here we are back in the sth century remember for those of you who are catching up this is about 4 to 500 years before Judaism developed and what is happening the world is being
Saturated with poets we've got libraries now we've got libraries people we're going forward we're going forward do you see what's happening okay so we're back there in the 7th century and we're making drinking songs drinking songs nice we'll find out what those are give me the next one chewy or give me that one let me finish it yeah to him also are ascribed the epode oh have you invented those of you sitting out there artists have you invented a genre no you haven't this person did not only that but a whole bunch of stuff look at the tetrameter the ktic right how many of
These different meters the heroic Ry version of the daic hexamer some authorities would say the elic excuse me this person is inspired this person and you know what they did to him when he got to Sparta they wouldn't let him
In they exiled him they exiled
Him what did arilus create in addition to everything that we just looked at the I Amic I Amic what is I Amic poetry it's the Poetry of the insult the insult that makes you kill
Yourself it is the deepest darkest truth that the poet can hit upon it's when the poet's Muse becomes baptized in a kid as Venom that's how they said it not me you hear the rituals you see elus this is to demer and dionis what is arilus he is an author of I Amic
Poetry I Amic poetry ith phallic poetry who out there wants to know what if he F like this Mr Rogers come here Mr Rogers I don't mean to do this I know it's not polite Mr Rogers I said I would never spank you but tonight's word is ethic naughty language from a naughty
Ethic it's Greek people right of course it is every of course it is right and what does it mean comes from two words being put together put yourself in the native mind straight straight Straight what's the other
Johnson this is what is straight when ethic procession takes
Place do you want by the way everybody these pots these Greek pots that's original stuff do you understand do you see the minad and you see the Seder why does the Seder have a horse's tail if you've ever wanted to know why the Sader has a horse's tail I'm G to show you tonight you're gonna find out for the first time classicists have debated this right what what the heck some of them are kind of horse you know what I mean what the changes almost looks like donkey ears
Growing on that guy what's going on I'm going to show you and it's going to have to do with licking the head of a horse let's do it I love this stuff get them out of there come back later give me the next yeah uh did we finish yeah no we finished keep going um yeah had a costume of his day that's fine next one next one what else a foot less than it will be the ethic now when they say foot they mean metric foot right this is Marius again right thank you which was invented by arilus consists of three
Trokies and then he gives an example in Latin a rhythm composed they say by the poet in honor of the god herein addressed who do you think who do you think you address with iic poetry it's people who are getting christed christed do you know what makes us ethic you know what makes us sialic
Last time we met we resurrected
Meatman did we have meatman did he come with us tonight people he's a people love meatman we resurrected meatman and one one of the things that St Thomas here depicted one thing about him that I failed to tell you that I had in my notes but I rushed
Is that he says explicitly his medicine is the mystery his medicine is the mystery I've been telling you all of this only because we have sources none of idea meatman is a reality meatman
What does he taste like right they put salt and vinegar no I'm serious because it says in the acts of Thomas it says they put salt and vinegar all over them too which is probably a great exercise because you're kind of trying to sterilize you know it's like curing if your meat is all out there because somebody took your skin off right what do you do Cur yourself right right I love it thank you meatman you may go now give us give us the next meatman will make more
Appearances I don't know why people like me meatman people look at the Greek for ethic what is ethic worship now watch this look at the Brits in the um 1850 is right look at the Brits these are victorians how are they going to Define for us the straight male member fosin erectum they give us some Latin they give us some Latin the fallos carried in the festivals of bakus there it is there it is everybody knows what a fallace is right it's a are you ready Mr Rogers a fallace is a penis
Yeah yeah an iy phus is a straight
One do you understand when you are initiated you must you must be in a sexual state of arousal it doesn't work otherwise you can see it in the men right you can see it at you can hear it they said in the women
Oh God isn't that gorgeous where do you think songs come from where do you think singing comes from the dude that I'm showing you tonight is inventing everything right right he's inventing everything and how is he doing it through saders through
Saders what are you looking for for the Dark Harbor do you understand do you have ears to hear give me the next one people are going to love this watch this people I swear you're going to love it um yeah follow so here we go look I told you before look look they're they're they're chased they're running away from those Brits they ran in a second from the fallace just hold up do you want people to run from you yeah hold up a fallace hold up a fallace
Shake it this is what they did in the bonic procession this is why I had my students at St Mary's University process a six-foot erection into the theater because it's part of the religious worship that sets the stage that sets the stage yeah yeah do you understand
It's gorgeousness now watch now let's get back to arilus because I want people to have somebody to to look up to for so long we've been looking down on Jesus Christ who was arrested in a public park with a naked kid there's stuff going on P Diddy is in the background giving us a show it's like there are you sure are you sure this thing is not scripted is it of course it is that's how all reality is right what do you think what do you
Think programming they looked at language and programming then you'd think they would get it give me the next one watch this people stand and look at arilus the old maker of I Amic verse whose infinite Renown has spread both to utmost East and furthest west sure the muses and de and Paulo liked him well such taste and skill had he to bring both to the framing of the words and to the singing of them to the liar every take it down every musician every musician on the planet this is your guy this is your
Guy right step forward step forward arilus and tell us tell us about yourself okay let's hear it in his own let's hear it in the poet's own words let's hear who he said he was and remember this dude ended up affecting a lot of people's lives right lot of them very positively many of them very
Negatively that's the power do you understand oh God warrior poets let's bring them back let's bring back that Amazon poetes shall we give it to me give it to me right oh by here's a little saying by the way from the Palatine Anthology right Gula supposedly this tomb by the sea is the grave of arilus who first dipped a bitter Muse and snake venom and stained gentle Helicon with blood Helicon is where the muses sing and he stay the place with blood witness like kmy bewailing the hanging of daughters
Three pass Softly by good Wayfair or you'll Rouse the wasps that settle on his tip who is did we find her did we find her who who where are the hanging people were were there things were there were there intimations yes we have illustrations go ahead go head who are we talking about are we talking what what happened give me the scoop um before you know um something bad happens give me the scoop the scoop is arilus fell in love and he asked the girl that he was in love with he asked her father um can
I marry her you know and her father was like yeah bro here he is leave that picture up here he is he said sure right this is history I'm talking about I'm not talking about any sort of religious Legend and so he's gonna get married to his daughter and um the politics of colonization got in the way and daddy realized
That it was more profitable for him would make him more popular to have his daughter marry somebody else who was in the political scheme right okay so what did arilus do he simply wrote a song about it he wrote a song about it and he was so famous in his own lifetime that everybody got a hold of it everybody and do you know what happened the daughter that was engaged to him and her father and in some some accounts his mother also her mother uh his wife right the girl's yeah neul's
Mother what did they do they killed themselves why you have to realize this is we're still operating within that late Bronze Age mentality of the shame culture it's a huge deal and arilus Muse ruthlessly murdered
Those people they couldn't live after that they couldn't live after that now if you think that's OD if you think that's odd let me tell you let me fast forward and tell you about the death of arilus arilus died in battle he died in battle the person who killed
Him was at delie the Priestess Oracle saw him
Enter and told him get out get out you murdered the servant of the Muse get out now that's a sounds like a wonderful drama but it means a lot more than you think because this is the Oracle at delie telling a dude remember Socrates is only famous because of the Oracle okay and the same Oracle
Right the same position tells this dude who killed arilus in battle you don't get any approach you're filthy you're polluted how many other the temples do you think this dude gets to go be a part of how much of ancient Society how much of ancient Greek society does this cut him out of oh just about everything because guess what everybody finds out about it in the end everybody and that's what he's got to walk around now he appealed the decision he appealed the decision and claimed
That it was under the service of Mars right and was therefore protected and the response from the Oracle again was just one thing he was a servant of the muse
Now we fast forward all the way to his death I want you to sit there and hold his death in one hand I want you to hold his birth in the other because at the time of his
Birth his father right who works for the priesthoods of demer and bacus he goes to the to dely and he asks the Oracle um what about my child child tell me about my child she said he will become
Immortal he will become immortal when he was a little boy his father told him go out and get the cow he went out and get the cow he got the cow and while he was bringing the cow back ladies showed up and these ladies had a liar they gave it to him and he said thank you right that's our kilus they say give us a cow we'll deal with a cow you take the liar right now this Vision was verified to be that of the muses appearing to arilus when he was just a kid when he was just a kid you mean
We're talking about an eight or nyear old yes P Diddy we are uhhuh all right all right I think I get it I think I get it now it was verified in his lifetime as a legitimate appearance right the Oracle said those were the muses so for this [\\h__\\h] to have killed arilus in battle Yeah he was killing the Divine he was killing it he was stopping the music and that's why Florida we have to burn
Books do you understand let's all go to the bonic rry give me the next one chewy I want to pull it out and I want people to see it this is good this is good I want people to see it look here's what does this say oh the dude that killed arilus was called
Right and here are the words I just wanted you to see the words on the second line ex that's what she says to him get out of the temple get out what did the peran do what did the peran do they honored
Arilus despite the fact that he was a supreme blason Blas fer do you know what arilus was someone whose words could curse you you could listen to the words and be cursed that is blasphemy give me the next one I think is BL did we bring in blossomy I think we did here we did look speaking ill omened words words is that what we're doing are we now speaking ill omened
Words as the cororo oh right oh have you heard that thing that thing can she can talk like a toad man I never heard that she did that right over my head the other day I thought I was going to fall over it's amazing what those Ravens can do um slanderous
Lialis who is arilus he is the king of slander do you hear me do you hear me yet do you hear me yes I know you do where'd it go oh I took it somewhere else I need more I need more space too where's it do you hear me do you hear me I'm gonna let it sink in I'm going to let it sink in can you hear it listen slander who tell me now okay tell me who is the king of slander tell me you want it you want me To slander you don't you who do you want you want the devil don't
You that's exactly the way it is literarily you just bring it out you bring out that demon right slander slander imagine mention that the Gent who invented the sharpest slander that's ever existed how sharp is it alen sharp enough to kill sharp enough to kill give me the next one give me the next one aren't there any we gotta bring in the good comments right we got bring in the good comments right um this is more this is more was about the appeal right it doesn't matter get next one the appeal doesn't matter right it doesn't
Matter you he was a servant of the Muse right what what were you thinking man what were you thinking oh look what's happening um I just wanted you to see a couple of words I just wanted you to see this is that you know really bitterness right that thing that really bites I guess is a better pross it's biting right it's biting look at the metaphors is bitter bitter right
Relentless Relentless okay just keep bear that in mind give me the next one give me the next one I think I put the that was the cart we'll find the horse don't worry I think oh here it is okay that word look at the first into the first line look at the last part of that last word right p i want you to see how this fits in in right so here people we're at the tomb the seaside tomb of arilus right and I want you to see that he is baptizing look at the second line
I just want you to see this this was quoted above but I wanted you to see the Greek protos e he is the first right he B IES as the first one to do so the Muse what kind of muse the bitter the bitter
Muse and what does he baptize her with you know what H is it's venom do you know what happens when you take the Aida who's the Akida you know who she is she's the mother of that girl who is half singer half
Viper that's what they called her I am telling you that's what they called her historically please find her she's in the Greek yeah
Arilus creates a muse who is the joining of the song
With death remember this is bakic the mystery is US entering into a state of sexual ecstasy followed by death and Resurrection arilus knows the drugs are you going to be surprised if I tell you he knows the drugs and I show you oh god
Oh thank of where you are now think of where you could have been right shame on you I'm going to show you a poem of arilus that's going to blow out your eard drums everything in it is the naughtiest it is the sharpest naughtiest knife you'll ever come across give it to me next one next one what is this oh here arilus just tell us for yourself who are you
Buddy knos who who are you I am the servant of the God of War the great Lord in alos
And I know that desired gift of the muses I know their gift I know their gift who now you have to remember um he's not just saying that because he's sitting down on his porch say how can I be you know let's throw in some metaphor there what you know what I mean he's not doing that he's not doing that at all he's talking about his God and who is his God in Alias who's that old Myan stuff baby it's old
Aries oh god oh sometimes classes just get it backwards because they'll tell you Aries is the older version no I've seen it in the m bra I've seen it and I don't believe that okay but it's out there why is the tree on which hangs the skin on which is printed the song of media why is that in the Grove of Aries Warrior
Poet where do you think poetry came from comes from the worship of Aries
Do you know who knows more than the man or woman who has been a servant to the war god do you know who knows more about life nobody nobody fantastic there's one Mission guard the song guard the song it's the one Mission you thought the temple you thought the Grove of Aries what did you think it's going to have a bunch of bunch of Steely big bronny cartoonish
Men maybe they're sitting there wrestling no it's got a tree and on the tree is a song written on a fleece and it's hers this is the same song the Christians tried to abuse and ended up with their faith this is the song that brings Christian
Faith God I love it give me the next one who um yeah yeah give me the next one oh I just wanted you where are the drugs look people I just want you to see this reference it's scolia on theocritus 248 talks about heo manes right they're interested in hippo Mones and the terminology surrounding it and it's an it's a cure for something right the drugs that are involved what is this and they they're mentioning arilus in this context to look at specific technical vocabulary and they're doing this um
They're doing this long before there's you know what other languages are around the time uh not much right not much that really is producing anything you know there were 60,000 to 200,000 they estimate works in the library at Alexandria you know what I mean you know what I mean how many languages do you think those were in right yeah it just doesn't matter until you get to climax in a language yeah you haven't been there you go back Romans go back to your huts with that Latin just go back to it by the way
I love Latin and I work on Latin sources all the time because I'm a classical philologist so um but I do like to give ltin hard time anyway give me the next one it's okay if you you know if you like a limited vocabulary you're okay what is heo manes people are you ready I promised you this this is the gross part that may certain people may like this they may like dig it you know what I mean hio manes abounding in or swarming with horses right this is an adjective
Right um what are we doing H well if we turn it into a noun right we've got an Arcadian plant called The Thorn Apple or detur stramonium of which horses are madly fond or which makes them
Mad did you know horses get stoned of course they do every animal gets stoned right wow surprise surprise look look what's happening here and I know because people have mentioned this before this is a big deal right what are the hippo Manis all about look what happens in number two it's a small in this case in this reference it's small black fleshy substances on the forehead of a newborn fo then that make you hungry which if procured right before it was eaten by the dam because you know those horses
Want to get so high right you know they do you know they do you see people shouting about adren chrom oh my God you don't know the half of it you don't know the half of it where are your horses man let's watch one full oh God have a big party have a big party b b you know what I mean um horses right can you get Rico for horses I don't know I don't know but here it is um yeah so what happens um it was a powerful why did people do this why do
You eat this thing ah because they turn it into an filon those are those things that you take in order to make yourself a Sader right or a mead a Mead a moaning Mead now um the processing of it is really what matters right what they're doing with it to process it and apparently you got to get it quick because the you know you lose it so look where where are we notice that we're still heavily in horse culture there's a reason that Athena R is depicted in connection with horses
There's a reason for that right um all of that calal lithic background is tribes of migratory horse people so much so their fingers are bent to the bows that they use their hips sped out because of all the time they spend on Horseback love it love it oh God why does nobody want that part of the drama give me the next one um by the way the hipatrik is involved here um that's a book on medicine uh horse medicine can you believe in Antiquity look look look you
Can ask somebody um hey you know you talk about Bible times do this to a do this to a smarty right here's a little trick for you tonight walk up to a theologian or a pastor
Right oh God now it just fled my mind look at that never mind we'll get it a horse had something to do with hores we were getting high with horses oh that's what I was goingon to say your Hebrew Bible that you sit and study in your Seminary that thing that is actually something created in a thousand
A by a religious sect trying to establish a Matic text right you look at that you look at the language in it look at the level the level of performance with s to 8,000 words unique words not much at all
Greek has so many unique words that you have Subs speci Specialties within Specialties and you see it coming out in this vocabulary these Temple practices they are not simple right they're built on an basis of reason that is just you know which makes sense because you walk up to the look at look at how perfect it is stand in front of a greek temple someday please and you'll feel the difference in the language what do you get with
Egyptian straight up look boom boom looks like a giant rock that somebody chisled what happens when you stand in front of a greek temple you know I'm telling the truth people you know I am all you Scholars out there all you Egypt you know I'm telling the truth you stand in front of a great Temple and you defecate in your britches just from sheer awe of the mathematical calculations it
Took to put this beauty together it's Beauty and you see these sculptures you're like ah you know what you feel when you see an Egyptian sculpture everybody's given the Egyptians way too much credit everybody's giving him way too much credit way too much credit Gilgamesh too that stuff was worthless right what a Gilgamesh git you built okay people people like it when I do this but so I'm gonna indulge let me ask the people out there what did Gilgamesh get you built in history you
Know what it got mud Huts that's what it got mud brick brilliant
Check out a temple check out a brilliant check out a temple check out a temple try one in Athens sometime go to Turkey look up look up and down the coast of turkey
God love it absolutely love it give me the next one did you have you ever seen them they're frozen man they're frozen I don't know why the Greeks make him alive I wanted to give you the actual teaching so that you can see here's our kilus our Warrior poet what does he say oh God the Father ruler of Heaven you look at the Deeds of people and you know the ones that are unjust and the ones that are just you judge the huus of all these
Beasts what does that say sound like to you what does that sound like to you does that sound biting it's a little bit biting right it's a little bit on the side of uhoh somebody's going to pull out some stuff that they know they've got documents and a lot of people are going to get implicated right that is our kilus give
Me the next one give me the next one I'll give you that one for free what else there's yobak key that are going on what are these there's is another unconnectable meter oh God it's more meter with the first antipathy oh quick my music people I'm already lost or opposition consisting of an i Amic dimiter a catalectic and a three and a half foot trochaic oh God that guy arilus has a three and a half foot trochaic right
There no wonder they worship priapus now known as the Edan oh look at that ID's managed to get his name in there right he had fans too you know what I mean yeah kind of swifties he had him too um although somebody said he got into a competition with sof over some boy P Diddy thanks some boy who was out there um prostituting outside of the city limits yeah they had some thing going on that now it's probably just made up it's probably just like you know scandal from Antiquity just to sell I don't know
Scrolls right um as for instance in the ioba ascribed to our kilus and here's an example celebrating the Feast of the Holy demer and Kora I wanted you to see all the mystery that we've been talking about for quite a while now um this is all a part of society's creation of literature it's
All a part of it you don't get this literature without the mystery Cults you don't get it otherwise you got gilgames and ziggurats gilgames and zigurat you know what they've got in Hell they've got Gilgamesh text for you to read in hell right CIA form read that stuff look at it it looks like it was programmed by somebody who is you know into pain you know what I mean that's not art looks like a chicken walked on that clay right what is that ah John scarber would find that funny he used to call it chicken scratch give me the next
One give me the next one hurry these people we're about to get it we're gonna take a break in a minute but here's the are you ready to get back to the climax here here's more tetrameters oh god look here's a whole bunch stuff look ethic right ethic what is ethic give me the next one whole bunch more oh look at the term right to lead off peculiar to the liar thus he see it says in arilus quote my sou leading off the lesbian pean to the sound of the flute and I want you to see
Lesbian lesbian pan what's a pan it's an hymn In Praise of Pion who is Apollo the leader of the muses okay so this is a lesbian pan a lesbian pan when you say Lesbos and you're talking about this time period you're talking about huge Amazonian
Influence you're talking about the ground that ultimately produced safo okay I want you to realize that why would this dude respect those Amazonian Traditions I'll give you one word Warriors it was Warrior culture and they understood you know who doesn't understand people who are not Warriors right yeah you know where we can hang we can hang in the Groves of Mars and we can hang with the bachans because they will go to the hunters and the hunters know CU they live that life and death struggle right rest of those bread
Eaters what good are they what good are they the bread eaters what good do you see do you see that heroic Bronze Age mentality right it's when women kicked ass man I'm telling you somebody's going to write a history someday right and they're going to look at all of the influence of the cian ladies I want to tell you right now right now all joking aside nothing nothing so historically sexy as these syian women they took Jack they took Jack from anyone they will take your
Scalp they'll take your scalp yeah they'll suspend you they'll beat you they'll drug you they'll hunt and they will kill you do you think they needed a me too no they expressed that in their
Life isn't it gorgeous and you thought you were so Advanced no you're not you've been made passive you've been made passive because the classical well dried up because Christianity Judaism Islam came along and piled up concrete closed up the well now you and I got nothing to drink we got nothing to drink you know what I want I want a tall dark drink of Amazonian Queen that's what I want that's what I want somebody nerds I commissioned thee at once build me a time machine I want to bring back
An Amazonian woman make it so give me the next one let's read the dirtiest now I told you I told you told you people to hold on I told you people to hold on this is not the dirty one but um yeah it just says the E ethic song is the praise is written in Praise of dionis right this is the kind of stuff that arilus authored that's all that says and thank you very much Siris in hermogenes what you mean we have so many references we don't even know who these
People are exactly give me the next one boom okay this is the this is the piece to resistance right here are you ready for this this is our kilus and I want AR kilus I'm going to translate this quickly it's two slides and I'm just going to translate it for you and I want you to listen to the wisdom the wisdom of arilus and his I Amic poetry are you ready the mind of the kitis and the bad prostitute are exactly the same both of them are really
Happy taking coin okay I'm gonna say that again the mind of the kitis who's the kitis for those of you who weren't here this in Greek is technically the rump dancer the hoody toot toot of the buttocks the jiggly Wiggly of the Piggly do you understand there is an art to those who have the itch that's how they said it okay the booty
Dancing is a central part of all of this you mean you mean dude you know nine-year-old right nine-year-old what are we going to find next I don't know send a swan team out send a Roman SWAT team out get that guy look we got a kid here he's gonna testify next day he falls over
Dead described symptomatically from a drug that induces sexuality and aphrodesiac doo much Spanish Fly Judas too much Spanish fly if you ask me it was Merc merciful it was merciful give me the next one give me the next one okay oh no we got to go back I'm not finished with Translating that one look that's the kitis so the mind of the C pores what is a bad prostitute you thought you hear prostitute and you think bad right no no for the Greek bad prostitutes good prostitutes
Bad doctors good back good doctors bad priests good priests yeah it's a technical art why do you think they have Temple prostitutes right right oh God where have these people been this civilization has not reached us he says the kitis and a bad prostitute their minds are the same thing they enjoy taking cash they enjoy the movement through their backsides they enjoy the dowels being driven in and banging they love the banging the banging the banging give me the next one that's what it says okay I'm going to show you the Greek just so you you know just so you
Know um what else do they do they make sausage wait what okay here's little it's colloquial right think of it this way dolling out the sausage right mixing all those mats together and doing them out one little yeah okay picture picture that right right what else they like the tumbling in their
Innards and one pummeling is never enough they like a lot and they swallow down what do the people do who like the cat cash what are you supposed to be doing people you're supposed to be looking at the people around you who like the cash you're supposed to be looking at them oh maybe into yourself a wee bit too and what happens what are you looking at you're looking at somebody who loves it loves it give it to me give it to me what do they say what do they say in second line remember right remember
Who this is we're talking about who's writing this right one one lover is never enough they swallow down one male member after another into their deep throats and they hunger for the bigger ones and the thicker
Ones and you know what those male members do they punch around in their guts that giant cat M all the way penetrates to the belly button this is what people are who love the money 800 years right excuse me
Jesus right okay do you see where the mystery comes from Judaism and Christianity both originate from this bakic mystery and it's all over the language and the boobs the boobs who have been teaching you theology as if it were history they're
Give it to me what happens to boobs give it to me what happens to these people let's give it to them that same one I said okay where were we we were in the guts we were stabbing the guts in this great Chasm of your giant what what does he say look at line 15 a to hell with the person who's all worked up over sex to hell with that person who has an itch in their bottom who loves that bottom dance who has that El proon
What is an apron this is what you get according to arilus when you crave money what is it that you get an elu it means wide and a proos is what the Proctologist examines do you
Understand yes okay now did the victorians try to Define this no way man no way right there's got to be an excellent way to do this in English but there you go um so he says you know to H with all this stuff you know what's important let this thing be important to us what the muses and a life that is dedicated solely to them right knowing
This that this kind of life is what gives real Joy real tangible
Happiness real Pro pleasure and it can all be summed up I'm still trans can all be summed up in one expression let's never keep company with those whose Pleasures are
Fame power yeah do you understand this is what the warrior says and it's he's considered one of the three greats of all time Homer heian
Arilus thank you for allowing me to present to you the curse the blasphemy you know who I'm talking to now we're going to end our time and I'm going to run the final exit but I'm GNA go get your drill sergeant because I want to talk about unit five so go ahead and hit it thank you for coming tonight if you're not coming back hell Satan but the derangement
Syndrome has them hooding the kids as you know for you die too I'm fashion Gibbets crucify the child rapist on the cross throwing Christians to the Lions
Throwing all the pedophiles off the bridge fish food have a nice swim for your derangement Syndrome this is the
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Freshies all right here we go so the uh those of you who are here for the Greek lessons I know that you've worked through through units one two three four right we've got to get you five and six and seven we'll top it off as what we need before we have to take our next exam so I'm going to be spending a little extra time with you over the next few days over the next few sessions that we meet I'm going to spit be spending a little extra time with you because I
Want you to have this material and I want you to be able to press ahead with the Tas right remember you can go to these sessions through the link that will be provided to you to talk to people who have already been through this course and have gotten to the point that they're in my reading course where we're reading uh Lucian and the ass
Yes okay let's go let's get to it give me the first one chewy um again this is unit five so if you're coming back to this you know people one of the things people have been doing is doing just the short om andu segments to see what is important in each of the chapters and then proceeding I think it's a great idea look we're talking about the passive voice in unit 5 if you get one thing out of unit 5 I want you to know what the passive voice is passive voice
Verbs have voice what are the voices that verbs can have in Greek ancient number one active number two middle number three passive active middle passive so far you have only learned the active voice I educate my
Son right there is a direct object my son he is the one who is being acted on by the verb I is the subject I'm doing the verb I am not having it done to me that would be passive you're talking about the erastes and the aromos right the lover and the one who receives the love right it's the same thing in the active and the passive and believe it or not this is exactly as they thought about it right active versus passive rules right okay fantastic what is an active verb kick I kick the ball turn it into a passive
Form I am kicked by the soccer player I am kicked now the subject is not doing the action the subject is receiving the action right the direction of the verb is turned around in the passive fantastic here are the endings that you need for the present indicative what what do we have to do we're going to have to cap off all the verbs that you have learned so far now with passive forms so that you can say both I educate and I was or am
Educated good here are the endings that we you need to memorize these oh my a my please notice the second person singular can be either a to Yoda or Epsilon eoda don't let that freak you out memorize om my a om
Educated present indicative passive present indicative passive good hit the next one JY boom okay now pay attention the next tense we've got to work is the imperfect the imperfect the imperfect okay we're gonna form it just like the imperfect active but here we're gonna have different
Endings please chant that to yourself those are the imperfect passive endings good good good and what are we going to how are we going to use the imperfect passive I was being kicked right I am kicked in the present passive in the imperfect I was being kicked good hit me with the next one beautiful beautiful what else what other well look if we can have a present indicative passive we can also have a present subjunctive passive right present subjunctive
Passive oh my a a the look at how long that initial vowel is in each case you've got just long vowels there Omega and Ada don't you love that Omega and Ada just like any subjunctive right you're gonna deepen your vowels vowels deepen your vowels now talk to a linguist about that over candelight dinner you know what I mean show me how to deepen your vowels maybe it'll make sense hit next one give me the next one here's the present optative passive form right just like we
Remember well here's the passive forms of it memorize it
O oo let your spouse hear you saying that on the toilet please chanting put it into your system when you're not when you're not otherwise occupied with something automatic right do something do something that is you know normal right set it in your brain give me the next one what else from this chapter well I wanted you to see a future passive I didn't put it at the top here this is the future passive look at what the translation is I will be educated I will
Be educated in the future look at this form people I love this form this is one of my favorites look at it how do you form the future passive I know you're going to raise your hands because you've been through the first four units you're G to raise your hand you say oh just slap a passive ending onto the future form now that would be logical you could just use the second principal part and you could slap one of these passive forms on it sorry no that's not what you
Do remember remember I told you there's this illicit relationship between the aist and the future I told you well here's the Motel 6 right let's go talk to the person in the front office and see how many people checked in are you ready p face my look what we did we took that sixth principal part we clipped its ending and then we added an ADA and a sigma and then the ending okay so you take the sixth principal part clip off its ending add an ADA and a sigma and then you can add
Your right P I will be educated P you will be educated P he it will be
Educated oh my a that's the onti see why you got to be sitting on the toilet chanting that you know what I mean right make the people around you really uncomfortable like there's some kind of culty thing going on your brain right they won't realize it but you're working out on the toilet right you're actually working out right good fantastic um give me the next one here is the perfect passive look look at the endings I just want you to see the endings it's just my S top meth the UN right oh God off of the fifth love it principle part no problem
No problem and then you can logically jump to this one whoops up up yep that one there we go you can logically jump to the pl perfect passive right when you had right when you have been something right or you had been something we had the perfect before have been something now we're getting the pl perfect had had extra perfect
It's extra perfect PL love it to turn Okay anyway here the endings main so to surprise they look just like the endings in the imperfect without the vowels main so to meth unto they are right the myai Thai and the main so to get these down get these down if you want to progress and you want to be able to go through you want to go through these um units progressing like this please
Please what we need is for you to see things in the exercises pull up those exercises and I just want people to see a couple of things these exercises in this chapter right what are they talking off about right right from the beginning now notice people are starting to get long you're like holy mackerel for everybody who's not in the Greek right they look at this like geez what are you people doing there's actually a whole bunch of Greek there right good so you got both that gold and that silver in this one right now you run into a hooton
Polyone after that right you're like oh wait a minute the way that I express agency they told me is with hoop what is agency I was kicked by a mule I was kicked that's passive I was kicked you got to tell me now that I am not the subject anymore right um you got to tell me who is actually doing the verb and how do you do that agency you express that you express that in Greek in a couple of ways one of the ways they told you is with hoop the preposition by right who is this stuff
What what is the stuff that's being acted upon who's the one who's actually doing oh it's by the citizens right look at the verb look at the main verb here at pimpan people tell me what that is it's from pimpa right it's an aist passive why are we we're translate we're trying to practice these passive forms right here's your aist passive right the silver and the gold and the silver were what they were sent by the citizens that's where your agency is hoop tone
Poone okay I want you to see that then they give you a purpose Clause hor hor jump to the end of that line and you get thus Sayan there's your verb why do we have an optative there in our purpose clause in order that they might sacrifice why do we have that because our main Clause its verb a pimpon is a secondary tense it's an arist an arys or secondaries so it's got to use an optative form right you people knew that you saw that coming you saw that coming
Right okay um look at number number two look at number two what what is the what is the real swallower here look at the very last word gpai gpai it's gonna shift you they're just trying to shift you from an active voice to a passive voice so when you're going through these exercises I want you to be sure to consider that there are some things they're trying trying to point out to you you should see like you've gone over this obstacle course right and you know
Oh they taught us chin-ups here so they're going to make us do chin-ups we're going to do that right and you see them you're out on the course guess what purpose Clause that's chin up right main clause and a secondary oh that's you know doing push-ups fantastic um I want you to look at number three now this is an exercise I do with individual students that I don't so I have not done it with you mostly what we do is when we translate these exercises I'll tell the student read it they will read it in Greek number three
A etc etc um you read it in Greek first and then you translate it but an exercise I do is I tell students stop stop first thing you do if you see that a it's a conditional sentence I want you to identify it I want you to tell me what kind of conditional this is and how am I going to do that I've got to break it down and analyze it and go back to that chart that's in unit four and I've got to say which one is this future more Vivid less Vivid
Present General past general present Contra uh factual past contrafactual which one is it what is this one look it's got an A and what is the verb in the pris what is the verb in the picis it's in the optative right what is the verb what what do we have in the apothesis we''ve got an on plus an optative A plus optative optative plus on right what is that it's a future less Vivid sh how what's the translation formula for the future less Vivid should would should would fantastic a plus
Optative optative plus on now you should be able to translate that whole sentence if somebody should then somebody would right we're just following the rules of the grammar that's all that's all fantastic okay fantastic I just want to make sure yeah well notice by the way at number three there's also there's also a an infinitive right I want to make sure there's two of them actually I want you to make sure and pick up those right okay good excellent okay so as you're doing the exercises please learn that you need to pay attention to what the unit is actually trying to teach you so
And I know you do that I know um that's not hard to pick up right I mean it's natural you should feel that way as you're doing the exercise what the hell are they oh it's a it's a purpose Clause right that not I know that's not going to strike you a strange it's not gonna go over your you know head like you're [\\h__\\h] or something right no keep
Studying if at all possible attend one of the sessions that are on the weekends that the inid Tas are working where they're working with the students please you can go through individual exercises together you can practice and they are dedicating their time to this why because they see the value in training they see it giving people that freedom to be able to look at those texts for themselves right instead of take my word for it that is precious is precious GS
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The constructive nature of what we're doing right the constructive nature right um and in the mean time know that I'm training that I'm training and I'll bring something to you that's gorgeous thank you very much for coming tonight H see with the derangement syndrome
Has them hooding the kids as you know for you die too I'm fashion
Gibbets crucify the child rapist on the cross throwing Christians to the Lions throwing all the pedophiles off the bridge fish food have a nice swim for your derangement Syndrome this is the