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Scholiast on Theocritus, Idyll 2 (Scholia in Theocritum, ad Idyllium II)

φερωνύμως σεισοπυγὶς καλεῖται διὰ τὸ πανταχοῦ στρέφειν καὶ
λυγίζειν [τὸν αὐχένα ἢ] τὴν πυγήν. ἢ παρὰ τὴν Ἴυγγα,
ἥν φησι Καλλίμαχος (fgm. 100°, 8 Schneider, Π 293) Ηχοῦς
θυγατέρα, φαρμακεύειν δὲ τὸν Δία, ὅπως ἂν αὐτῇ μιχθῇ
ὅθεν ὑπὸ Ἥρας εἰς ὀρνιθάριον αὐτὴν μεταβληθῆναι καὶ συν-
εργεῖν ταῖς φαρμακείαις.

Aptly named, it is called seisopygis (“rump-shaker”) because it turns and bends everywhere [its neck or] its rump. Or [the name derives] from Iunx, whom Callimachus says (fragment 100°, 8 Schneider, Π 293) was the daughter of Echo, and who administered pharmaka to Zeus so that he might unite sexually with her. For this reason, she was transformed by Hera into a little bird, and [thereafter] assisted in the workings of pharmakeiai.

Who is the iunx?
Remember it's the bird. Stay with me... And
What is this iunx?
This iunx is also called seisopugis (σεισοπυγις). That is the quaking of the buttocks. Yeah. And
Why is this?
It's because...
...By the way, who am I reading to you? Who am I translating for you?
This is the "Scholiast on Theocritus, Idyll #2"
So this is one ancient Greek talking about another famous ancient Greek's work. Okay?
Scholiasts. They're commenting on the work.
And this commenter here says "what is the iunx?" because in "Theocritus the 2nd Idyll",
Which is about the witches and the sorcery.
He mentions the bird. The bird is Central, right?
What is the bird, here?
The bird is known to turn around and shake its booty!
They call her iunga (Ἴυγγα).
Kallimachos (Καλλιμαχος) told her about her. She's the daughter of Echo.
Wait what? She's the daughter of Echo, and what does she do?
Well, we know it was done to her.
Zeus drugged her, pharmakeuein de ton Dia (φαρμακεύειν δὲ τὸν Δία).
God drugged her. Why? So he might sleep with her.
When Hera found out, she turned her into a bird.
Why? So that she could work, power, of the Witchcraft.
Power of the drugs.
Isn't that gorgeous?

πυ_γ-ή , ῆς, ἡ, heterocl. acc.
A.“πῦγα” Arist.Phgn.810b1 (τὸ πυγή is a barbarism in Ar.Th.1187):-rump, buttocks, Archil.91, Ar.Eq.365, Sor.2.60, etc.; pl., Luc.Peregr.17; ποτὶ πυγὰν ἅλλεσθαι to kick up the heels so as to strike the buttock in dancing, dance the fling, a girls' exercise at Sparta, Ar.Lys.82, cf. Antyll. ap. Orib.6.31.2; “πρὸς π. πηδῆσαι” Hp. Nat.Puer.13 (cited as πρὸς πυγὰς πηδᾶν by Sor.1.60).

2. metaph. of fat, swelling land, Eust.310.2.
II. = οὐρά, EM513.14.

#2 at the bottom. This is a standard word for buttocks in ancient greece.
How do we define a buttocks?
We define a buttocks by staring at Aphrodite's.
Isn't that interesting?
What do they call Aphrodite?
They call her Kallipiginous. That's her epithet. "She of the beautiful buttocks"

II. = οὐρά, EM513.14.

The oura is what Satan used to draw down 1/3rd of the angelic powers.
For those of you who are sitting on the throne of Satan, do you understand, for those with ears to hear?
That's what the oura (οὐρά) is.
How is the oura translated? What is that Oura? It's the Tail.
What else?
The god who left the Eua with the best looking being and a tree full of drugs, that god wasn't thinking. Bad planning, ok, Yahoo? If there's one thing I can say, bad planning. What is the oura that the serpent is so well known for using? His aidoion (αιδοιον).
You mean his tail is his aidoion? Yes.
Some of us listening tonight have aidoion, many of us have aidoia.
Those are our tails.
By which we who are the most beautiful, command the universe?
Who's kingdom is this? (Says Jesus... Tell me!)
Kingdom of the devil.
That is the oura.

The bacchic dance of intoxication that involves all the shouting.
To project the sperma.
That shouting, that vocalization, that injection into the world of that sperma.
We all know that the universe is born from seed.
We are farmers.
Our universe is cultivation.
You know where religion comes from? The drugs are only a part of it.
It comes from nature herself.

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